OK, I'll do my work.
Oh, look, this quiz will guess what color my socks are if I tell them how my 16th birthday was!
3 hours later...
OK, I'll start now
Oh look, this'll guess my name if I tell them my favorite shades of black...
STOP PROCRASTINATION!
Oh, look, this quiz will guess what color my socks are if I tell them how my 16th birthday was!
3 hours later...
OK, I'll start now
Oh look, this'll guess my name if I tell them my favorite shades of black...
STOP PROCRASTINATION!
by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020
Get the procrastinationmug. when you've typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ (left-to-right, going downward on a keyboard), /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` (right-to-left, going upward on a keyboard) and all 16 variations of qpzm (the 4 corners of the keyboard).
congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM
congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM
B: "what's procrastination mean"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"
by dogman_ June 11, 2022
Get the procrastinationmug. What you're doing right now, your entire course is due tomorrow and you've only finished half, because your brain is addicted to dopamine.
You right now: 'I'm gonna and go fuck around on Urban Dictionary instead of finishing my homework.'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'
by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021
Get the Procrastinatingmug. what you are doing right now….
by lmaoig July 6, 2022
Get the procrastinatingmug. The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.
by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017
Get the Procrastineatingmug. Something you do when you have something important you have to do. Literally me - "Hey you need to finish this paper tomorrow." If you're a procrastinator like me, you'd literally do anything else but that paper.
Hey - don't you have something to do later on?
Hey - don't you have something to do later on?
"I just wanna pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, everyday. Lets pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, dont wanna do this toda-a-y. Pro-pro-pro-procrastinate like a politician, pro-pro-pro-procrastinate and make this defenition."
by ArtSarcastic July 17, 2017
Get the Procrastinatemug. u. what you are fucking doing right now.... GO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK THAT WAS DUE 2 MONTHS AGO YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA FAIL THE YEAR BITCH
You: you, procrastinate.. is what your lazy fucking ass is doing rn
by BeLGBTQ+andShakeThatAss April 16, 2021
Get the Procrastinatemug.