The term given to gloves on oilfield and Heavy industrial sites that mock the use of PPE. Similar to "skid lid" (Hardhat) "pajamas" (FR Coveralls).etc
Strap on your bitch mittens, I dont have time to deal with paperwork because your stupid ass cut your hands up.
by Madghost28 May 6, 2023
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fiddle mittens best describes a tweaker stuck on a prodge chasing their tail. just fiddled out.

"look at fiddle mittens? you done trying to fix that stereo? "

"hey fiddle mittens you got enough tape on that bong you've been makin'?"
Hey fiddle mittens where'd you put the duck tape?"
by jellybeanlove420 November 25, 2017
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The rear pockets on a pair of pants or shorts where a partner may keep their hands for goosing.
She loves rocking goose mittens in the winter... I love it more.
by Snelp December 8, 2017
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Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?
AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.
by Billy Buddy August 3, 2005
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Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.
"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."
by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016
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When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.
Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her
by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022
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