When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
by Hahaha bad July 13, 2023
Get the Dead grandpamug. Grandpa Lore: Another step above Dad lore. Stories that are told to grandkids but not your children. Stories that are unhinged about your life before or after your kids are born.
One day at the lake with the family
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.
Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.
Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.
by IllUwUllI December 28, 2023
Get the Grandpa Loremug. Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up
by Psychedelic shrooms July 24, 2015
Get the grandpas old cough medicinemug. user 1" mummy pig is a whore"
user 2" she keeps fucking grandpa rabbit in the asshole with her 20 inch didlo that she uses on georgie pig without cleaning so therefore grandpa pig gets stds by a 8 yr old"
user 2" she keeps fucking grandpa rabbit in the asshole with her 20 inch didlo that she uses on georgie pig without cleaning so therefore grandpa pig gets stds by a 8 yr old"
by Izzayizzay June 28, 2024
Get the grandpa rabbitmug. someone does something, to make you have to tell them to quit or need someones assistance, by using the safe word. No grandpa
by Mr. Bojangles March 13, 2019
Get the no grandpamug. someone does something, to make you have to tell them to quit or need someones assistance, by using the safe word. No grandpa
by Mr. Bojangles March 13, 2019
Get the no grandpamug. 