Dad Deal

A deal or a bargain only a dad would find in a hardware or home improvement store, such as Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Such deals include power tools 90% off, or lumber to build that deck in the yard for 75% off.

Dad 1: hey Jimmy! Did you see the Dad Deal they had in isle 6 next to the cordless drills? 60% off Milwalkie 3/8th drive 18v cordless impact gun!

Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner

Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.

by Johnnybertone June 25, 2014

Neapolitan Deal

A cuckoldry act in heterosexual relationships in which the female partner dominates a third party male, who is simultaneously dominating the male partner, forming a triple decker sexual act much like Neapolitan ice cream.

"My wife and I have a Neapolitan Deal with our neighbor, Todd."

by sinthia April 20, 2019

Burnsy deal

Theft; crazy mad deal. Derived from Mr. Burns in the Simpsons due to his propensity to swindle an unsuspecting victim.

I got this Burnsy deal for Alaska. "William H. Seward"

by sacker1000 July 7, 2012

dealing with someone

A situation-ship. Together but you don’t really want to be together.

I’m single but I’m not single. I’m dealing with someone.

by Royalty Mo September 26, 2021

Dunn Deal

When wrapping up a major project , and it's all of that, with nothin left to do.

"Now that a Dunn Deal, nothing left to do"

by Eliteprofile June 18, 2021

deal fapper

People who claim to have wealth or wealthy networks and their willingness to make a deal with you, but they never finish deal.

That Isaac guy is a real deal fapper, told me he was going to invest $1 million in the business.

by mysticpep July 13, 2021

Seal the deal

To finally consummate your "more than friends" relationship with the love of your life.

While Beth was completely enamoured with John because of his SpongeBob smile and work ethic, she was growing increasingly frustrated with not being able to seal the deal.

by A&Please me July 11, 2022