Used as an adjective or a noun to desricbe any law enforcement agency such as doj cps fbi cia atv ect.ect.
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Get the Braille Alphabetmug. Jenny said: I’m going out with the girls
Adrian said: But those are grown women who are potential partners. Calling them “girls” makes you an Alphabet Pedo
Adrian said: But those are grown women who are potential partners. Calling them “girls” makes you an Alphabet Pedo
by Oksy Moron January 7, 2022
Get the Alphabet Pedomug. An A-Z list of "non-standard" objects or activities:
AWLternative: A different tool/method for line-scribing and hole-piercing.
BALLternative: Something other than a "bouncy sphere" for kids to play with.
BAWLternative: Doing something besides loud tearful carrying-on.
CALLternative: Any socializing-activity other than a teenage-girl's typical favorite.
CAWlternative: Yes, crows are indeed handsome and smart, but let's look at some other feathered friends, as well.
DOLLternative: A less gender-based toy for young girls.
EALternative: Teaching something other than English as a "second language".
FALLternative: Anything besides tumbling outta da Ugly Tree.
GALLternative: (1) An attitude other than temerity. (2) Less-destructive methods to avoid surface-abrasion damage.
HALLternative: Architecture not employing passageways.
IAlternative: A designation other than feminine.
JAWlternative: Anything besides flappin' yer gums, so dat others can have a little peace and quiet!
LAWlternative: When Steve Lehto speaks about a non-legal topic on YouTube.
MAlternative: Handing a problem yourself and instead of always just yelling for your mummy.
MAWlternative: Any activity dat avoids getting near da powerful chompers of a greedy/voracious animal.
NAWlternative: Any response other than just a flat "negatory".
OAlternative: A different treatment-approach to food-binging besides boring weekly meetings.
PALLternative: Cremation or other burial-procedure not involving a coffin.
AWLternative: A different tool/method for line-scribing and hole-piercing.
BALLternative: Something other than a "bouncy sphere" for kids to play with.
BAWLternative: Doing something besides loud tearful carrying-on.
CALLternative: Any socializing-activity other than a teenage-girl's typical favorite.
CAWlternative: Yes, crows are indeed handsome and smart, but let's look at some other feathered friends, as well.
DOLLternative: A less gender-based toy for young girls.
EALternative: Teaching something other than English as a "second language".
FALLternative: Anything besides tumbling outta da Ugly Tree.
GALLternative: (1) An attitude other than temerity. (2) Less-destructive methods to avoid surface-abrasion damage.
HALLternative: Architecture not employing passageways.
IAlternative: A designation other than feminine.
JAWlternative: Anything besides flappin' yer gums, so dat others can have a little peace and quiet!
LAWlternative: When Steve Lehto speaks about a non-legal topic on YouTube.
MAlternative: Handing a problem yourself and instead of always just yelling for your mummy.
MAWlternative: Any activity dat avoids getting near da powerful chompers of a greedy/voracious animal.
NAWlternative: Any response other than just a flat "negatory".
OAlternative: A different treatment-approach to food-binging besides boring weekly meetings.
PALLternative: Cremation or other burial-procedure not involving a coffin.
More examples of alphabetical alternatives:
PAULternative: Anything not involving everyone's favorite giant lumberjack.
PAWlternative: (1) Anything dat doesn't involve an animal's furry foot. (2) Problem-solving on your own, without always yelling for yer Daddy.
QUAlternative: Any topic not referring to "in the capacity or character of".
RAWlternative: Zheesh, you back-to-nature hippie-freak --- have a little cooked food once in a while!
SAULternative: Seeking da judgement/wisdom of someone other than a tempestuous spear-thrower.
SAWlternative: Letting a tree remain standing.
TALLternative: Consulting a short-to-medium-height person.
UAlternative: Approaching a film-studio other than da MGM-owned giant.
VAULTernative: What da bad guys in da 1971 caper-film "Dollars" should have utilized for storing their ill-gotten loot.
WALLternative: What "Da Donald" should have sought much earlier than now for excluding illegal Mexican immigrants.
WALTERnative: What Achmed should seek for advice/fellowship, since said crabby ol' fart scares da crap outta him.
XAlternative" Pertaining to something other than finance or da stock market.
YAlternative: Anything other than a straight-positive response.
YAWlternative: Movement other than directional-rotation, such as pitch and roll.
YAWLternative: Any wind-driven boat other than da dainty "triangle-shaped sail array" design.
ZAlternative: Any culinary section other than da classic disk-shaped Italian flatbread.
PAULternative: Anything not involving everyone's favorite giant lumberjack.
PAWlternative: (1) Anything dat doesn't involve an animal's furry foot. (2) Problem-solving on your own, without always yelling for yer Daddy.
QUAlternative: Any topic not referring to "in the capacity or character of".
RAWlternative: Zheesh, you back-to-nature hippie-freak --- have a little cooked food once in a while!
SAULternative: Seeking da judgement/wisdom of someone other than a tempestuous spear-thrower.
SAWlternative: Letting a tree remain standing.
TALLternative: Consulting a short-to-medium-height person.
UAlternative: Approaching a film-studio other than da MGM-owned giant.
VAULTernative: What da bad guys in da 1971 caper-film "Dollars" should have utilized for storing their ill-gotten loot.
WALLternative: What "Da Donald" should have sought much earlier than now for excluding illegal Mexican immigrants.
WALTERnative: What Achmed should seek for advice/fellowship, since said crabby ol' fart scares da crap outta him.
XAlternative" Pertaining to something other than finance or da stock market.
YAlternative: Anything other than a straight-positive response.
YAWlternative: Movement other than directional-rotation, such as pitch and roll.
YAWLternative: Any wind-driven boat other than da dainty "triangle-shaped sail array" design.
ZAlternative: Any culinary section other than da classic disk-shaped Italian flatbread.
by QuacksO March 17, 2020
Get the alphabetical alternativesmug. bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.
by QuacksO July 13, 2020
Get the alphabetical opportunitiesmug. Da act of not requiring ya to either endure some hardship/drudgery, such as:
beesement: relief from da constant "buzz" dat ya get when someone else tends da apiary for a spell
breezement: ya don't hafta either fart or "have yer cheek visited too roughly" by passing airflow
brieasement: permission to eat firmer cheeses like cheddar or mozzarella
ceasement: either not being made to stop some desired action, or having some action dat ya dislike stopped
cheesement: ya can have extra tasty cultured-milk slices in yer sandwich or burger
Cleesement: ya don't hafta sit in on everyone else's viewing of "Fawlty Towers" reruns
creasement: what a clothes-iron provides
feesement: da waiving of normally-levied service-charges
fleasement: what regularly bathing and properly feeding yer furry pet can provide
freezement: not having to either be outside in da colder weather or be denied access to yer assets
geesement: not having to deal wif all of those noisy messy feathered honkers in da back yard
greasement: what ya get when a mechanic does da maintenance-work on yer jalopy
keysement: where ya don't hafta bother wif fiddly little metal lock-opening implements
kneesement: what those padded strap-on cups help to provide when hunkering down on hard/rough surfaces
leasement: where yer landlord or realtor doesn't require a written contract to utilize a property
peasement: either serving yer hungry self a steaming bowl of oatmeal, or not making ya eat said bland/disgusting cereal
beesement: relief from da constant "buzz" dat ya get when someone else tends da apiary for a spell
breezement: ya don't hafta either fart or "have yer cheek visited too roughly" by passing airflow
brieasement: permission to eat firmer cheeses like cheddar or mozzarella
ceasement: either not being made to stop some desired action, or having some action dat ya dislike stopped
cheesement: ya can have extra tasty cultured-milk slices in yer sandwich or burger
Cleesement: ya don't hafta sit in on everyone else's viewing of "Fawlty Towers" reruns
creasement: what a clothes-iron provides
feesement: da waiving of normally-levied service-charges
fleasement: what regularly bathing and properly feeding yer furry pet can provide
freezement: not having to either be outside in da colder weather or be denied access to yer assets
geesement: not having to deal wif all of those noisy messy feathered honkers in da back yard
greasement: what ya get when a mechanic does da maintenance-work on yer jalopy
keysement: where ya don't hafta bother wif fiddly little metal lock-opening implements
kneesement: what those padded strap-on cups help to provide when hunkering down on hard/rough surfaces
leasement: where yer landlord or realtor doesn't require a written contract to utilize a property
peasement: either serving yer hungry self a steaming bowl of oatmeal, or not making ya eat said bland/disgusting cereal
Additional examples of alphabetical easements:
pleasement: what speaking politely and/or trying to cater to one's preferences can provide
queasement: what dat "yucky pink stuff" in da triangular bottle supposedly provides
Reesement: being given an orange-wrappered candy bar to munch on
rhesusement: not having to deal wif noisy/jumpy primates, or being given/loaned a cute monkey as a therapy animal
seesement: what putting up a privacy fence gives ya from nosy neighbors
seizement: refers to either (1) what Loctite Silver-Grade lubricant provides, or (2) what filing for Chapter 11 does regarding credit-vultures
sleazement: protection from "shady" characters
Smeesement: what Peter Pan enjoyed whenever Captain Hook's first mate wasn't around
sneezement: what ya hopefully get from taking cold-and-flu meds
squeezement: comfort dat a hug provides, or relief from time/budgetary constraints
teasement: what ya get when yer bratty little cousin is in school or away at camp
thesement: what ya enjoy when just dealing wif "those" instead
treesement: what ya intermittently encounter when traveling along sporadically-wooded terrain
weesement: what a kindergarten teacher savors before/after class, or what ya finally achieve after all of dat coffee ya guzzled finally finishes "going right through ya"
wheezement: da relief from being constantly outta breath dat Pat McManus gets when he practices da MFFFF
zeesement: "Ahhh, sweet sleep... dat knits up da ragged sleeve of care."
pleasement: what speaking politely and/or trying to cater to one's preferences can provide
queasement: what dat "yucky pink stuff" in da triangular bottle supposedly provides
Reesement: being given an orange-wrappered candy bar to munch on
rhesusement: not having to deal wif noisy/jumpy primates, or being given/loaned a cute monkey as a therapy animal
seesement: what putting up a privacy fence gives ya from nosy neighbors
seizement: refers to either (1) what Loctite Silver-Grade lubricant provides, or (2) what filing for Chapter 11 does regarding credit-vultures
sleazement: protection from "shady" characters
Smeesement: what Peter Pan enjoyed whenever Captain Hook's first mate wasn't around
sneezement: what ya hopefully get from taking cold-and-flu meds
squeezement: comfort dat a hug provides, or relief from time/budgetary constraints
teasement: what ya get when yer bratty little cousin is in school or away at camp
thesement: what ya enjoy when just dealing wif "those" instead
treesement: what ya intermittently encounter when traveling along sporadically-wooded terrain
weesement: what a kindergarten teacher savors before/after class, or what ya finally achieve after all of dat coffee ya guzzled finally finishes "going right through ya"
wheezement: da relief from being constantly outta breath dat Pat McManus gets when he practices da MFFFF
zeesement: "Ahhh, sweet sleep... dat knits up da ragged sleeve of care."
by QuacksO June 12, 2024
Get the alphabetical easementsmug.