Besties with Testes

The term used when a female has a male best friend or friends.

T: I love M, he is one of my Besties!

N: He is totally one of your Besties with Testes.

by Kookookachooahahachoo May 27, 2011

Testerday

On the day after you take a large exam or test, that previous day is Testerday.

'Hey did you take that huge AP exam??' 'Yea bro! I just took it testerday!'

by Venvious June 6, 2018

teste-mony

When a guy tells a story of a time when he's been kicked in the testicles. Giving testimony to when the nuts got knocked.

"Dude, could you believe Dave's teste-mony?? Man, that must've been some wicked pain!"

by nygs January 15, 2008

Testori

An abusive guy who thinks he's tough shit to beat on women. Characterized by prohibiting any outside social interaction of their mate. And consistent infidelity is a daily occurrance almost. They tend to be smaller statured guys usually. They will talk a lot of crap online and through the grapevine. But run and hide behind friends when a father wants o kick his ass for beating his daughter.

Testori: You're a douschbag don't call my house!
Good friend: Next time I hear about you beating on girls I'ma kick your ass!
Testori: Come do it then bitch!
*Dude shows up to testoris house*
Good friend: Wassup know bitch?
Testori: I'm calling the police, my Mom and my brother.

by AndYouKnowIt November 7, 2009

teatery

A breastaurant like Hooter's where girls too shy to strip work their way through college.

We got a little tipsy at the teatery last night; the beer was flowing like mom's milk.

by Danielle Boone March 24, 2010

Excited Texter

An avid and annoying texter that tends to use unnecessary exclamation marks at the end of every text.

Dude Ryan is such an annoying Excited Texter, not everything he says in a text needs to be in an exclamation.

by De Guat December 15, 2009

roman tesmer

is a massive dick head

boy: he's such a roman tesmer

by pokemon go lldw August 19, 2019