cow tipping

the act of tipping a cow. tip tip

Boy: Gees I do love cow tipping!
Farmer: Quit cow tipping my cows!

by whitexasian July 24, 2006

tapping

Please refer to TAPPIN.

White boy slang for TAPPIN.

by D Dizzle My Nizzle December 23, 2003

topping off

pooping in someone else's butt

"yo. what are you doing?"
"im toppin my girl's dog off. lemme call you back"
"just text me."

"oh yeah, top me off baby"

"you better shut up or im gonna knock you out and top you off"

the act can be represented as itself in the present tense; topping off. booyah grammar kids. im gonna top y'all off

by dmoney,son January 6, 2008

canadian cow tipping

to club baby seals on the snow with a group of friends after drinking a few beers/screech.

later me an the boys are headin out for some canadian cow tipping

by evolutioncanada March 19, 2008

tapping through

When the male inserts his thumb into the vagina and his middle finger into the anus and makes the ends meet at the thin membrane of skin at the perineum just below the cervix. A tapping motion then takes place much to the delight of the grinning participant.

Also known as tam foo

"Did you see the nick of that cow I shagged on Friday ?"

"Aye she was fucked"

"Too right, I ended up tapping through"

"Ya clatty bastard"

by gaping munt March 6, 2004

cow tipping

When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.

This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.

"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."

by M Rockwell July 20, 2008

Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018