Teddy-eater 

Idkk if your name is will but if it is you consume your teddies

Teddy-eater : NOm nOM

The pet store:
That’s our fish..

Teddy-eater by Unknown000888 October 25, 2019

Teddy Bear 

A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.

Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?

Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear

Josh: Nice broooo

Teddy Bear by Bltchsisgottea December 27, 2019

teddy jordan 

Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .

I can’t believe Teddy Jordan came on Erin jordan

teddy jordan by Banana ABBA March 11, 2020

Teddy Bear 

A teddy bear can be anything, a bear, duck, frog, dog, frog, kangaroo.

"Give me my teddy bear back!"
"Teddy Bear is in the dictionary."

Teddy Bear by #Leonardo The Vinci April 12, 2020

Teddy Riley'd 

When someone did the most or was being extra in completing a simple task only to never complete said task.

Chile, dis naker just Teddy Riley'd me on a shopping spree. I just wanted H&M, but they went all Nordstrom's and their credit card declined.

Teddy Riley'd by Cornwhizzle April 19, 2020

Teddy Afro 

The 2Pac of Ethiopia

Ethiopians: "Teddy Afro is the greatest singer ever!"

Teddy Afro by kingknb July 4, 2020

Teddy Afro 

The 2Pac of Ethiopia

Ethiopians: "Teddy Afro is the greatest singer ever!"

Teddy Afro by kingknb July 4, 2020