Minge Teaser

Used to descrige a man who teases the female organ and then refuses to finish the job by means of penile insertion.

"Stop fingering me and shag me you minge teasing bastard."

"Stop being a minge teaser and pork me."

by Julius Gray January 17, 2005

dookie taster

one who partakes in the consumption of feaces

that dudes a dookie taster

by briggaz July 22, 2007

Random Breast Tester

One who tests random breasts either by sucking, fondling or caressing the breasts orally and physically.

Trance

by Trance baby :D March 22, 2003

Toaster Lovin'

When you fuck the brains out of your toaster, usually resulting in intense pleasurable feeling and a toasted dick. It is recommended that you eat a bagel whilst toaster lovin'.

1) Danny: I work at Einstein's Bagels just so I can do toaster lovin' all day long. Mmmm...

2) Chloe: I wish I were a toaster so I could get some toaster lovin'. Also, I want bagels inside me...

by tdnizzle111 May 30, 2011

get a toaster

If you sleep with more than 3 people in one organization then you are said to receive a toaster.

Dude, now we have to get her a toaster, what color was her bedroom?

I can't believe she's had sex with 3 of us this year, time to get a toaster.

by DD892010 November 1, 2010

toaster oven

A molecular re-arrangement device which transforms bread into toast and makes other types of animal's flesh/vegetation slightly more suseptable to being consumed.

a small oven.

put some bread into the toaster oven and watch it become toast in a matter of seconds.

by f April 16, 2004

toaster streudle

a sexual technique between a guy and a girl that involves a guy pulling his dick out the girl right before he is about to jizz, then jizzing all over her chest and stomach area, making a zig zag like pattern that reflects a patern made on toaster streudles.

Dave did a toaster streudle on his bitch because she likes hot cum all over her.

(Verb) He toaster streudled that hoe.

by FunkMasterFlex447 May 26, 2009