A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.
by pandabandana May 14, 2016
Get the german teenager mug.A two-stroke liberal who, as the active sacker, demands higher taxes from the working class, while at the same time, as the passive cup, pays as little tax as possible by staying on welfare, unemployment, or both, resulting in self-teabagging. This is a true teabagger and can only be considered perverse.
(WARNING!): Such a symbiotic feat can only be accomplished after the entire backbone has been replaced with migrating adipose tissue! Not recommended for Republicans or skinny Democrats, (usually addicted to heroin).
(WARNING!): Such a symbiotic feat can only be accomplished after the entire backbone has been replaced with migrating adipose tissue! Not recommended for Republicans or skinny Democrats, (usually addicted to heroin).
Without exception, a run-down shack with a rusted car frame in the yard, sleeping bloodhounds, low eves and high weeds, belongs to a teabagger.
(May interchange with: libocrat, abortion-survivor or double-dip-sucker.
(May interchange with: libocrat, abortion-survivor or double-dip-sucker.
by Parsifal's uncle July 19, 2009
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A kid who is in high school. Some of them act pretty mature for their age and have adult like values, while others are immature little twats that think they know everything and basically still sitting in front of Spongebob.
There are two types of teenagers:
The civilized teenager: Usually dresses in Wal Mart or department store clothes like Hollister or Aero, listens to music off the radio, watches TV like adults, is in sports or other activities, pretty bright,has a job, dates for the occaison, has some type of religion in them or part of youth group, college bound, on Facebook, gets good grades and pretty much has head screwed on.
The rebellious teenager:
Doesn't like the gooey junk that civilized teenagers like, gets in to drugs, drinking, porn, usually shops at Hot Topics, involved in gangs, raps or is in a band, wears god awful goddy looking clothes, likes action movies and anime, generally doesn't gets good grades, has been to concerts and not the Lil Wayne-Rihanna concert or Taylor Swift, works to stay out of trouble, been in jail, reckless driver, starts fights and arguments, opinionated.
The immature ones: These dorky kids that are not in any activities, waste their time playing videos games and watching Spongebob, likes doing random stupid stuff,not afraid to express opinion, doesn't wash and loves DRESS UP DAYs to fit in. Spends a lot of time on the TV as mentioned.
There are two types of teenagers:
The civilized teenager: Usually dresses in Wal Mart or department store clothes like Hollister or Aero, listens to music off the radio, watches TV like adults, is in sports or other activities, pretty bright,has a job, dates for the occaison, has some type of religion in them or part of youth group, college bound, on Facebook, gets good grades and pretty much has head screwed on.
The rebellious teenager:
Doesn't like the gooey junk that civilized teenagers like, gets in to drugs, drinking, porn, usually shops at Hot Topics, involved in gangs, raps or is in a band, wears god awful goddy looking clothes, likes action movies and anime, generally doesn't gets good grades, has been to concerts and not the Lil Wayne-Rihanna concert or Taylor Swift, works to stay out of trouble, been in jail, reckless driver, starts fights and arguments, opinionated.
The immature ones: These dorky kids that are not in any activities, waste their time playing videos games and watching Spongebob, likes doing random stupid stuff,not afraid to express opinion, doesn't wash and loves DRESS UP DAYs to fit in. Spends a lot of time on the TV as mentioned.
Hilary is your goody goody civilized teenager, she is on the basketball, volleyball team, in choir, youth group and got this scholarship for Harvard for some Philosophy Major.
Brandon is your rebellious teenager....he has is own band and he knows how to ROCK
Jeremey likes Spongebob...WEEE. Dorky immature teenager.
Brandon is your rebellious teenager....he has is own band and he knows how to ROCK
Jeremey likes Spongebob...WEEE. Dorky immature teenager.
by Kyle 230 January 17, 2010
Get the teenager mug.People who not only accept MSNBC's* "nutsack" into their mouths, but bite it off and swallow it whole because they don't know any better. This somehow causes them to feel emboldened to the point that they attempt to use 11th grade words in an effort to sound intelligent.
* May substitute any of the following: Moveon.org, Media Matters, DailyKos, The Huffington Post, etc.
* May substitute any of the following: Moveon.org, Media Matters, DailyKos, The Huffington Post, etc.
by sick_of_stupid_people July 17, 2011
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Mike:"Nahh man we don't have enough cash, we'll have to get a teenager"
Mike:"Nahh man we don't have enough cash, we'll have to get a teenager"
by Texmasterpaul October 4, 2007
Get the teenager mug.The action of the United States, because of concerned citizens, coming back to the roots of its foundation through the means of liberty, hard work, truth, and personal responsibility because the population woke up to its history.
OMG, it happened,We were teabagged! They voted all of us incumbents out. America woke up to the evils of power being concentrated. Shoot, now America might succeed again....
by jenndeere April 18, 2009
Get the teabagged mug.Teabagger; Slang; (profanity, vulgar) a (male) person who engages in the sexual act of inserting the scrotum or testicles into the mouth of another person. Any person who engages in the act of teabagging.
Teabagger; Slang; (offensive, slur) 1.) any member of the newly formed Teabag political party who’s members oppose left-wing and or liberal political policies including corruption, deception, mismanagement, racism, intolerance, leniency towards criminals, etc.
2.) Any conservative person.
3.) Any person who opposes liberalism, communism, fascism, left-wing politics, America bashing, etc.
4.) Any person who (or attempts to) support or endorse political, economic or financial reform and recovery for the USA.
5.) Any person who openly or verbally supports or upholds the US Constitution.
Ed; Teabagger; Socially unacceptable, insensitive and offensive word based on inaccurate stereotypes, hate, prejudice and intolerance. Equal in offence to calling an African person a “nigger” or a Jewish person a “Kyke”.
Teabagger; Slang; (offensive, slur) 1.) any member of the newly formed Teabag political party who’s members oppose left-wing and or liberal political policies including corruption, deception, mismanagement, racism, intolerance, leniency towards criminals, etc.
2.) Any conservative person.
3.) Any person who opposes liberalism, communism, fascism, left-wing politics, America bashing, etc.
4.) Any person who (or attempts to) support or endorse political, economic or financial reform and recovery for the USA.
5.) Any person who openly or verbally supports or upholds the US Constitution.
Ed; Teabagger; Socially unacceptable, insensitive and offensive word based on inaccurate stereotypes, hate, prejudice and intolerance. Equal in offence to calling an African person a “nigger” or a Jewish person a “Kyke”.
Joe is a teabagger because he is against ultra left-wing liberal fanatics in politics who have maintained a relentless agenda to spread hate and destroy the United States.
by Shagbajones September 17, 2010
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