Tanner

Fucks like a tiger. Ravenous sexual appetite. Everytime he comes he produces a quart. Makes every woman he sleeps with him sex slave forever.

Wow last night i had sex with a tanner. My room was soaked!

by Mr.Bo-jakels April 19, 2009

tanked

when you get really really drunk and usually end up passed out, in a pile of trash, or lying next to someone you dont remember fucking.

Kelly got tanked last night.

by holyroman April 18, 2005

Tinker

noun--A non-professional person skilled at mechanical or electrical inventions and/or repairs.

verb--To engage in minor repairs or inventing.

John's an excellent tinker; he got my lawn-mower running in ten minutes.

John's always tinkering. His latest widget gets my mail and throws away the ads.

by Anonymus Bosch September 30, 2005

movie talker

the person who's always yelling at the movie characters and expressing their feelings towards the movie outloud.
these individuals are most commmonly found in large theatures, where they can annoy the most people.

(the character in a horror movie goes to open the door where the serial killer is hiding)

movie talker: NO! DONT GO IN THERE! HES HIDING IN THERE!
(everyone stares at movie talker)

me: SHUT UPPPP!

by Brooke P December 14, 2007

cock talker

One who speaks highly of their penis when in fact they have very little penis to speak of.

I slept with a total cock talker last night. That three inches of man-love did nothing for me.

by the almighty turd sandwich December 9, 2008

Crotch Talker

This is a person who instead of looking you in the eye, instead appears to be talking to your crotch.

I have a nice rack but he appears to be talking to my crotch. Guess he is a crotch talker.

by Thantalas February 27, 2011

Tankard

Yet another thrash band. This all German quartet sings mainly about beer, liquor, and wine.

Damn, tankard has a wierd sound.

by ANTHRAXVIRIS April 13, 2005