turd prodder

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.
by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006
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regurgi-turd

When you take a dump, it is that last chunk of poop left in your toilet that pops back out after you flushed.
Common man, flush a second time! I just went in the bathroom and seen your regurgi-turd left in the toilet!
by Dego Dan December 21, 2007
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Turd of Hurdles

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
by Theortiz6 November 02, 2012
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Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.
by Keegan_The_Cat January 05, 2013
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Turd Alert

A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.
Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!
by fling! December 16, 2011
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bus turds

The shitty version of Bus Wanker from the us reboot of the infamous inbetweeners
*shouts and leans out of car window* Bus Turds *only the person using the joke will laugh
by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017
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drift turd

when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along
dude i landed my drift turd
by spazmin March 09, 2008
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