Turd Bandit

A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.

"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."

by Toxic Bananas July 19, 2014

Turd Tube

This is the last couple of inches if the intestinal tract. It's where the turds come out. It's literally a tube for turds. And it sounds funny when you say it to someone who isn't expecting it.

Tell them I'll talk to them later. I have to go to the bathroom because my turd tube is full.

by Bob Tate September 6, 2017

regurgi-turd

When you take a dump, it is that last chunk of poop left in your toilet that pops back out after you flushed.

Common man, flush a second time! I just went in the bathroom and seen your regurgi-turd left in the toilet!

by Dego Dan January 10, 2008

The Turd Car

Any vehicle that attracts cops because of its very sheisty appearance, usually due to under-maintenance. Cops feel that these vehicles typically contain drugs and/or criminals. These vehicles will typically be within the limits of the laws, but still get pulled over just because of their dilapidated appearance.

Turd Cars typically have these characteristics: no rims, rims that do not match, missing hub caps, no hub caps, fading paint job, missing or torn away tint, shakes when you accelerate, bullet holes, cracked windows, shattered windows, missing windows, or just generally look like shit.

(ex.) The Turd Car Driver: "May I asked why you pulled me over, Officer?

Cop: "Because you have a Turd Car!"

by Jacob Sportsman December 13, 2010

Turd Alert

A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.

Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!

by fling! December 18, 2011

Turd Toboggan

The pieces of toilet paper you drop into the bowl of an airplane toilet so the deposit you leave can land on it and go down the hole without leaving skid marks in the bowl for the next washroom user.

I used 3 sheets of paper for my turd toboggan!

by Bramar August 28, 2010

Bungie Turd

When you are taking a hard shit and half way out it decides to shot right back up your ass.

tom : hey what that fuck do you call it when your shit goes back up your ass?
Phill: its called the bungie turd and really sucks when it happens

by doctoroctaganapus bwaaaa July 7, 2009