When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
Another word for homosexual
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.
"Nathan why are you such a turd tunneler? most guys don't appreciate being ploughed the way you excercise this delicate practice, were not all backstreet boys"
by Shizlgog July 13, 2007
This is the last couple of inches if the intestinal tract. It's where the turds come out. It's literally a tube for turds. And it sounds funny when you say it to someone who isn't expecting it.
by Bob Tate September 06, 2017
by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006
A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.
Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!
by fling! December 16, 2011
The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.
Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"
by squiggular November 28, 2021
a booger,mucose
by pedro, i am the shit (: hahaha September 02, 2008