Day-Tie
Cubical Worker: Dude, the boss always wears that yellow tie on Wednesdays.
Person Making Copies: I know, it's his day-tie.
Person Making Copies: I know, it's his day-tie.
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donald trump tie
Donald Trump ties are cheap, poorly-made rags that are sold a discount and second-hand stores. People wearing these ties are those who wish they had more in their wallet than just lint. Generally, tie-wearers are wanna-bes who are looking for some attention and something to brag about. In reality, they are just embarassing themselves and all other other tie-wearers around the world.
donald trump tie by jarmstrong272 November 11, 2009
Word of the Day on March 6, 2017
soccer tie
A concept difficult for most Americans to understand, happens when two sports teams play a game and it finishes with both sides having the same number of points. In the case of soccer, one point is awarded to each of the teams if they are in a league. This means there is no winner, something that Americans struggle to deal with, that's why they call soccer "sissyball", and have a trash team and league. They also fail to acknowledge that it's the most popular and most played sport on the planet.
They prefer other "more real" sports like American football and Baseball (aka sports that are barely played outside of the US and that aren't in the Olympics, so their teams call themselves 'World Champions' without even playing a single game against a non-US (or Canadian) team)
They prefer other "more real" sports like American football and Baseball (aka sports that are barely played outside of the US and that aren't in the Olympics, so their teams call themselves 'World Champions' without even playing a single game against a non-US (or Canadian) team)
me- Hey, did you watch the game between Real Madrid and Barcelona yesterday? They played really well!
brad (average american)- No, I don't watch mexican sports. What sport even is that?
me- Those teams are actually from Spain, and the sport is football, I mean 'soccer'.
brad- Oh, you mean sissyball! Nah, I don't watch that bullsh*t. How did that sh*t game go though?
me- It was a 2-2 soccer tie.
brad- Tie? (has small mental overload) That's bullsh*t! And they only scored four times in the entire game?!
brad (average american)- No, I don't watch mexican sports. What sport even is that?
me- Those teams are actually from Spain, and the sport is football, I mean 'soccer'.
brad- Oh, you mean sissyball! Nah, I don't watch that bullsh*t. How did that sh*t game go though?
me- It was a 2-2 soccer tie.
brad- Tie? (has small mental overload) That's bullsh*t! And they only scored four times in the entire game?!
soccer tie by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019
Taco Tie Up
When a woman puts a soft shell taco around a mans dick and then he fucks her and she proceeds to eat it directly off his dick after.
Taco Tie Up by BIGHAIRYLARY November 24, 2019
Louisiana Bow-Tie
A female is lying down. A male then approaches her and crouches down over her face. He the proceeds to put his balls in and out of her mouth (teabagging) and also takes a shit just under her neck at the same time. Thus completing the Louisiana Bow-Tie.
Louisiana Bow-Tie by NOSCOPE2YADOME July 27, 2009