Ties Stuij

A slayer of sea dragons and friend of the cuttlefish; a careful observer of sheep behavior

Did you check out that Ties Stuij out at sea today?

by sym0nemartini April 24, 2011

Timeshifter

Also goes by "timeshitter"

Timeshifter (noun):
timeshitter gimme dogetime

by WazowskiMike July 18, 2016

tadessa

She is beautiful, big boob, clumsy, total blonde, loves to fight, mother, teacher, drunk, she's a total tadesse.

She's so pretty, she's definitely a Tadessa!

by Tadessa September 23, 2017

tide pod chan

You never eat tide pod chan. Tide pod chan is not edible.

Person 1:hey want go eat tide pod chan with me?
Person 2:NO YOU NEVER EAT TIDE POD CHAN.
Person 1:ok .-.

by Gaydouchebag May 4, 2018

timeshitter

A recreational time traveller who travels to different historic points in time in order to shit there.

That timeshitter just shit on the Berlin Wall in 1989, now he's off to shit on Trump as he comes down the escalator.

by Sky Commander Winkie August 16, 2019

Tiest

When someone is going to say tits but edits themself to say chest (true story)

Me: Why is he holding the phone like that??
Mom: He’s taking a picture of his tiest
Me: WHAT JAJAJAHAHA

by Rick Sandcheese July 8, 2021

monster times

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green

"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"

by Jonty September 8, 2004