A "Thoughtful Gift" (usually said on Christmas or Birthday) is when someone states they got you a "Thoughtful Gift" but in reality they probably got you something cheap and useless. Oh and obviously very very CRAPPY.
M: "Hey Hunny, I got you a very thoughtful gift!"
D: "Thanks but no thanks. I got enough of those already."
D: "Thanks but no thanks. I got enough of those already."
by tiredofXmas December 25, 2010

Jarod : hey gurl did u see the new episode last night I thought the bitch was gon get raped
Monica: ohhh I never thought
Monica: ohhh I never thought
by Thick mamba July 30, 2018

A simple way of asking what's on someone's mind, and a way of giving their thoughts credit if the person is feeling down. Used in the movie Casablanca.
It's important to note that in America, our thoughts are only worth a penny.
It's important to note that in America, our thoughts are only worth a penny.
by Vintage Translator February 3, 2019

A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to
by ImAFluidSexual April 1, 2021

To take time to recover and get back to a decently functioning state after an extended duration of partying, drinking and/or abusing substances.
I just put dish soap on my toothbrush and our flight leaves in an hour...I need to collect my thoughts.
by Jax77 September 21, 2015

Statement about the indifference one feels towards individuals, of either gender, without sexual self respect.
Carlos: She cheated on me fam. Twice. And I thought I loved her.
Dante: You thought wrong my guy. These thots ain't thoughts.
Dante: You thought wrong my guy. These thots ain't thoughts.
by Yen And Zen January 28, 2017

According to KickThePJ, a twi-late thought is when you are lying in bed about to fall asleep and you suddenly get the urge to write something down
Tony: So, I had some mad twi-late thoughts last night about a toaster uprising causing WW3. What'd you think?
Michelle: I don't think you'll be winning an oscar any time soon.
Michelle: I don't think you'll be winning an oscar any time soon.
by robin_writes December 7, 2016
