Morning Wood

morning wood is when a man has a woody or a boner when said man wakes up.

Jimmy and Joe are sleeping in the same tent together while camping. Joe notices Jimmy's morning wood and says,"hey, Jimmy you having dreams about titty fucking, or anal?

by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020

Niggerland Woods

Africa

The white people went to Niggerland Woods and got lost at night.

by Igloo in a Negro December 22, 2012

Lady Wood

The much fabled female erection, oft times intangible but, on occasion, noticeable through a marginal swelling of the labia.

Wow Daniel, your seductive tone sure gives me lady wood... just look at these swollen flaps!

by DElmon September 14, 2010

Morning Wood

When a male gets a erection in the morning or as soon as he gets up. Meaning getting a boner in the morning.

Jose:Why did you not wake up
Pj: Because i got a Morning Wood

by GetItOn October 19, 2009

Newstead Wood

Newstead Wood is a school for the very well educated - the 'gifted and talented'. Yes, forced to wear bottle green, yet somehow they occupy the uniform whilst still looking nice - and yes, too many feel the need to dye their hair period red (please stop that) - but most are smart, pretty and will probably be your boss' in the future. Respect for the Newsteadians.

Darrick Wood Chav: Oii, Blad look at da bogey walkin past - shout at her to prove how arddd we are!

Newsteadian: Simplify the square root of 12 over square root of 6.

Darrick Wood Chav: Whahh?

Newsteadian: No, the answer would be the square root of 12 over square root of 6 or fully simplified as a Surd to the square root of 2. Now piss off.

Darrick Wood Chav: How'd she do that? :O

Darrick Wood Chav 2: She goes to Newstead wood.

by NaomNaomNaomiiii1233 June 11, 2011

ghost wood

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

by Squeakee July 19, 2009

dorming wood

n. When a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. Usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.

I was late for my laundry time when I woke up with dorming wood-I had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn't see it as I walked to the washer and dryer.

by jojoker March 1, 2010