tityfuqer69's definitions

Morning Wood

morning wood is when a man has a woody or a boner when said man wakes up.

Jimmy and Joe are sleeping in the same tent together while camping. Joe notices Jimmy's morning wood and says,"hey, Jimmy you having dreams about titty fucking, or anal?

by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020

giant jugs

big tittys

Giant jugs are women's breasts from E to F+ size. Strait men or lesbian get turned on from Giant jugs especially if the giant jugs are naked or being touched.

by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020

bitch slap

when a person is slapped (usually on the face) because they were doing or saying something bitchy or perverted.

Joe: Hay want to go to my place my parents aren't home. (licks lips)
Sally: What would we do.
Joe: I don't know maybe get rid of your virginity.
Sally: No, you pervert. (Bitch slaps Joe)

by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020