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The Winar Tales

The Winars equivalent of the Bible.

it contains the storys and the legends of Teh Winars, to the the Doctrine and 10 Commandments as applied to Teh Winars
A Winar Tale Of David Dickinson....

AHAHAH HELLO BARGAIN HUNTERS!! THIS WEEK WERE IN SUNNY.....er....SUNNY...........ANTARCTICA!!! AHAHA ITS LOVELY AND WARM HERE TODAY!!!!! SO MR PENGUIN!!!! HOW DO YOU FAIR YOUR CHANCES ON TODAYS SHOW?!?! "....." AHAHA REALLY WOW!!! AND HOW ABO.........*freezes to death*

*dies*
by Fred Bloggs the 3rd October 30, 2003
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Tapas

Puerto Rican slang for a capsule filled with crack.
Tranquilo que las Tapas llegan a las 9.
Chill the Tapas will arrive at 9.
by yerba buena August 5, 2010
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Tapestry

1.) a beard that hangs at, or below, the testicles. 2.) a beard that has not been groomed in several years, such that you would hang on a wall. 3.) hair that covers a person from head to toe.
"Drew definitely has a tapestry"

"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"
by e a r l y March 15, 2008
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Tales of Pirates

Tales of Pirates is a MMORPG game, its cool and fun, i guess.
by j555555 February 21, 2009
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Talesin

A naughty boy who is very stringent when it comes to the term "gay". Likes to abuse power.
Somebody: Hey that guy is so gay!!
* Talesin kicks Somebody, Reason: Don't say gay cuz I said so.
by Talesin October 27, 2003
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Whatever takes you home.

This millennial update of the Swingin' 60's "Whatever turns you on" is a little bit more cynical, yet more open to so-called alternative lifestyles. Truly a "post-porn" phrase, it refers to the internal visualizations one does as fantasy to induce sexual arousal and ultimately, orgasm ("home"). Loosely, it can mean "Whatever makes you happy" or "There's no accounting for taste."
Gossip #1: Have you seen his new wife? She's half his age, and he insisted that she have breast implants done, and that she bleach her hair blonde!"

Gossip #2: Wow. Whatever takes you home, I guess, hmm?

Or:

Man #1: I'm painting my house canary yellow... What do you think?

Man #2: Whatever takes you home.
by david lincoln brooks March 24, 2006
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takese

A falcon lover, gay ass bitch who will do anything for a penny suck dick and don’t have no hoes on god
Takese is gay on god
by The fantom lova March 5, 2018
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