She was upset after breaking up with her boyfriend so I invited her over and ended up giving her a sympathy pump.
by g13radley January 26, 2016
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1. When a girls clearly out of your league, but you've been going through a rough patch in your life so she decides to bang you in the name of emotional charity.
2. A shorthand version "sympathy poon."
2. A shorthand version "sympathy poon."
Person 1: How'd you get with Ashley last weekend? She so out of your league!
Person 2: Well I told her my uncle just passed away and she felt bad so I was able to snag some sympoon.
Person 2: Well I told her my uncle just passed away and she felt bad so I was able to snag some sympoon.
by thekid9176 June 22, 2017
Get the sympoon mug.A blend of sympathy and pussy. You’ve had a rough time so your girl treats you with some pussy as sympathy.
Guy -“Hey babe, I’ve had a really bad day”
Girl -“Aw don’t worry, why don’t I hit you with some sympussy?”
Girl -“Aw don’t worry, why don’t I hit you with some sympussy?”
by Jordz&Willz May 29, 2018
Get the Sympussy mug.A blowjob for a person that is just having a real bad streak and has been down on their luck. Usually a situation where the blower feels bad and wants to do something good for the blowee.
Person 1: "What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Everything's been going wrong lately."
Person 1: "Might I offer you a sympathy blow in these trying times?"
Person 2: "Everything's been going wrong lately."
Person 1: "Might I offer you a sympathy blow in these trying times?"
by J . D . R . March 4, 2018
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Lez had taken off his headphones on the subway, to take a break from music, only to be greeted by a ‘symphony of sniffles’.
by Cal94 September 19, 2019
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Inspired by COVID19 culture, a person who is exhibiting symptoms of a particular disease/sickness/disorder.
Inspired by COVID19 culture, a person who is exhibiting symptoms of a particular disease/sickness/disorder.
*Sees guy coughing in front of me in line at Mr.Sub*
Me: "Get the fuck away from me, you sympto"
*Friend doesn't want me to hang out because he thinks I have COVID19*
Friend: "Don't even fucking dream, think or VR about coming near me."
Me: "settle down you fucking asshole, I'm not a symptom"
Me: "Get the fuck away from me, you sympto"
*Friend doesn't want me to hang out because he thinks I have COVID19*
Friend: "Don't even fucking dream, think or VR about coming near me."
Me: "settle down you fucking asshole, I'm not a symptom"
by PRNDL321 January 11, 2021
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