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sympathy pump

To engage in sexual intercourse with someone who recently broke up with a boyfriend/girlfriend.
She was upset after breaking up with her boyfriend so I invited her over and ended up giving her a sympathy pump.
by g13radley January 26, 2016
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Sympathy Pump

To have sexual intercourse with someone who may have recently ended a relationship.
I had a visit from some girl last night who broke up with her boyfriend after talking and having wine I gave her a Sympathy Pump!!
by g13radley March 15, 2016
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sympoon

1. When a girls clearly out of your league, but you've been going through a rough patch in your life so she decides to bang you in the name of emotional charity.

2. A shorthand version "sympathy poon."
Person 1: How'd you get with Ashley last weekend? She so out of your league!
Person 2: Well I told her my uncle just passed away and she felt bad so I was able to snag some sympoon.
by thekid9176 June 22, 2017
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Sympussy

A blend of sympathy and pussy. You’ve had a rough time so your girl treats you with some pussy as sympathy.
Guy -“Hey babe, I’ve had a really bad day
Girl -“Aw don’t worry, why don’t I hit you with some sympussy?”
by Jordz&Willz May 29, 2018
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Sympathy blow

A blowjob for a person that is just having a real bad streak and has been down on their luck. Usually a situation where the blower feels bad and wants to do something good for the blowee.
Person 1: "What's wrong?"

Person 2: "Everything's been going wrong lately."

Person 1: "Might I offer you a sympathy blow in these trying times?"
by J . D . R . March 4, 2018
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Symphony of Sniffles

When you travel to Japan, in the midst of winter, and you realise no cunt actually blows their snoz in public.
Lez had taken off his headphones on the subway, to take a break from music, only to be greeted by a ‘symphony of sniffles’.
by Cal94 September 19, 2019
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sympto

Sympto (noun)

Inspired by COVID19 culture, a person who is exhibiting symptoms of a particular disease/sickness/disorder.
*Sees guy coughing in front of me in line at Mr.Sub*

Me: "Get the fuck away from me, you sympto"

*Friend doesn't want me to hang out because he thinks I have COVID19*

Friend: "Don't even fucking dream, think or VR about coming near me."

Me: "settle down you fucking asshole, I'm not a symptom"
by PRNDL321 January 11, 2021
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