Splerking

The sound one's anus makes when shitting out extra runny diarrhea

While reaching down for the soap in the YMCA public shower, I was embarrassed to have my asshole splerking and defacating diarrhea all over the floor. Needless to say, I had my membership removed.

by FalconEye September 13, 2011

Splerming

Splerming (v) - the act of spitting out ones drink or food due to shock or surprise

Splerming:
James was drinking when his wife said, "I'm pregnant." Then James splermed all over her.

by johann m September 27, 2011

Splersh

The little drop of water that occasionally splashes back into your butt hole while pooping.

"I got splershed good on that deuce."
"I wish I had a splersh guard on my toilet..."

by ManifestGrateness December 22, 2014

Slerving

Perving on cams while trying to fall asleep

I should be asleep but I'm too busy slerving.

by yBother November 4, 2016

Skyler Diamond

A strong individual with their own sense of self. Eccentricity and intelligence held together with artistic flair. Loyal, independent, and strong willed. Hates drama, and being lied too.

Skyler Diamond is badass.

by Thediamondscene December 19, 2016

Skyler

Super legit person with a sexy body. and nice muscles. She is dark and tall. Amazingly hot. Extremely nice. freakin great at kissing! She is also very talented in music and she is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. Skyler is special. If you have the pleasure of being with one, don't let her get away.

1. Oh look at you, you're like a Skyler
2. Oh hey, i didn't know you were with a skyler

by Skylar, funny and caring January 21, 2017

Skyler Gosu

The ancient gods that made kawaiinetwork for having fun and quality time.

Legend said Skyler Gosu is a terrible 2 words,but they awesome

by KN Bot January 8, 2017