sweater globes

Breasts.

That babe's got amazing sweater globes.

by max October 7, 2008

sweater knobs

noun- synonym for female breasts.

Does that teacher have sweater knobs or what?

by iocaoo June 27, 2010

bar sweater

a sweater you don't care if you loose at the bar.
"i don't care if i loose it at the bar" sweater.

i lost my bar sweater last time we went out, so i'll have to make sure i keep this one on tonight.

by metdizzle December 20, 2008

Pool Sweater

A term for excessive chest/back hair.

"woah man, is that a gorilla in the pool?"
"Naw, it's just Scott wearing his pool sweater"
"Yah, he takes it everywhere"

by Grizzly Adams Had a Beard February 10, 2009

dagwool sweater

The wool sweater, hand made, given to you at Christmas by a your half-blind, half-mad, widowed great-grandaunt. So hot, ill-fitting,itchy and of such a disurbing color that it can only have been crafted from the shitty clumps of wool (dags) sheered off the asses of sheep. Usually smells like cat pee and stale cigarettes.

Asswipe boy/girlfriend: "How'd you get a sunburn in December?"
You: "Its not a sunburn, asswipe, its full-torso eczema from having to pose for picures wearing the dagwool sweater my battletoad aunt made me."

by Snowflaked April 16, 2009

Pink Sweater

1. Noun: Euphemism/Colloquial term for a female's vagina. "Wearing" the Pink Sweater refers to the act of intercourse.

Guy 1: How was last night?

Guy 2: I met this girl at the club and I was wearing the pink sweater in no time.

by sexbomboneil September 6, 2009

Monkey Sweater-Vest

(adj.) A description of, or having the qualities of, a male that one should have dated in high school, but did not. Used most often as a term describing regret.

Leslie: "Hey, do you remember Jeremiah from homeroom?"

Jennifer: "Yeah, he was so monkey sweater-vest. I feel like an idiot for not hooking up with him."

by YapMaster August 24, 2011