sebriding

The act of schmeatriding (i.e. the riding of one's schmeat) performed on someone named Sebastian, typically undertaken by someone named William Goo.

Dear Lord, I did not realize it was possible for the Goopster (Will) to be sebriding so hard.

Man, I wish a girl would ride my schmeat as hard as Will is sebriding right now.

All my homies love some good sebriding.

by perry_da_platypus April 25, 2023

swearologist

A person who studies slang and swear words of other languages, particularly to defend one’s self in an Uber.

Thank god my friend is a swearologist with a Masters in Swearology. Otherwise I would have had no idea that my Uber driver was telling his friends I was a dirty rat slut.

by JTZebra August 28, 2023

whiffle swear

Pulling off on a swear word such as "shit" so that the consonants are exaggerated. So "shit" would be pronounced as "shhhhhhhhhhhhit" with a hard "t" at the end. Often used when goofing around, and not want to sound harsh when swearing.

After losing a game of ping pong I exclaimed, a whiffle swear

by CurtisLumber October 12, 2015

squad swear

More powerfull than just a normal swear. Its used with your squad mainly. But it can be used with other people too, so they know you're not lying.

Dude1: Hey dude!! Tomorrow I'm going out with Sarah.
Dude2: Nah, you lying.
Dude1: Squad swear!!
Dude2: Squad swear!

by Swachy February 17, 2017

Am Swear

A Slang way of saying "I swear" and "I swear to you" at the same time.

Saying "Am Swear" holds a lot more weight than "I swear" because it's not only that you swear, but also that you swear to the person at the same time.

"Bro, Am Swear Bro, I kissed her."

by Big Israeli Chode December 4, 2019

Māori swear words

Swear words in Māori. They aren’t usually the same as the English ones. They include:
* upokokohua - boiled head
* kai hamuti/kai roke - eat shit
* tō raho - your balls (used similar to 'dickhead')
* tō teke - your vagina (used similar to 'cunt')
* koe kurī - you dog
* ngote raho - sucking balls
* pokotiwha - bastard

White guy: Do you know any Māori swear words? In particular, what’s fuck in Māori?
Māori: There is no word for fuck in Māori.
White guy: Āhahā! (Damn!) not a swear word

by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021

Jeff Swearingen

God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.

Guy: who is that guy

Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD

Jeff: please leave me alone

by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022