Urban Surfing is riding the Detroit inner city bus or any other large ghetto where you are pack in ass's to elbows, everyone has to standing and the bus drivers drive totally fucking nuts!
I got a DUI and now have to urban surf to work. Man, I have gotten in two car crashes this week, while I was urban surfing.
by Get Pecked January 10, 2018
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Chatter: Hey man what are you up to??
Guy: Oh, just surfing the web.
Girlfriend: I thought we were supposed to do something last night? What'd you do instead?
Boyfriend: I surfed the web because I'm still not getting any...
Girlfriend: Huh?
Boyfriend: Nothing...
Guy: Oh, just surfing the web.
Girlfriend: I thought we were supposed to do something last night? What'd you do instead?
Boyfriend: I surfed the web because I'm still not getting any...
Girlfriend: Huh?
Boyfriend: Nothing...
by noexperience February 13, 2010
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traveling all day on different buses but not going anywhere. Get off one bus and get onto another one and hope by the end of the day your at least semi close to home. Extra points for train surfing and ferry surfing. For a 7 hour day (jigging school, you should be in and go through at least 40 suburbs. A bus pass comes in really handy for a bus surfing day. For more excitment play in teams and record how many buses you catch.Helps if you live in a well populated area.
"Tomorrow lets jig school and go bus surfing"
"We did that yesterday man, from bondi to malabar, newtown then back to coogee, the city then had lunch in darling harbour, then went to dee why and manly and got the ferry back to darling point then to randwick and maroubra junction and back to bondi. f*cking sick day, so many randoms on public transport"
"We did that yesterday man, from bondi to malabar, newtown then back to coogee, the city then had lunch in darling harbour, then went to dee why and manly and got the ferry back to darling point then to randwick and maroubra junction and back to bondi. f*cking sick day, so many randoms on public transport"
by nonleaded2026 October 21, 2008
Get the bus surfing mug."Man, Lisa is a mad whore. We went ass surfing last night as her roommate watched."
"Marcus and Leon loved to ass surf and then eat finger foods."
"Tim and Carla decided they had waited long enough, now is the time to ass surf."
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"Tim and Carla decided they had waited long enough, now is the time to ass surf."
by Tom Hell March 19, 2008
Get the ass surfing mug.the act of loosing the cap of a salt shaker so that the next person who uses it creates an ocean of salt on there entree, thus ruining their meal
Guy 1: "Hey guy number 2 can you pass me the salt?"
Guy 2: "Sure..."
(salt spills all over the food)
Guy 1: "What the heck?"
Guy 2: "What I thought that we were table surfing?"
Guy 1: "No we weren't you idiot, I was trying to eat dinner."
Guy 2: "Sure..."
(salt spills all over the food)
Guy 1: "What the heck?"
Guy 2: "What I thought that we were table surfing?"
Guy 1: "No we weren't you idiot, I was trying to eat dinner."
by imabutcher October 6, 2011
Get the Table Surfing mug.Surfing is The Act of Holding on to a Slanted platform (usually in the game CS:GO) by A or D and moving the mouse on such a way That you gain speed and can go flying off the platform with height.
Surf maps have been created Making the platforms in a row or line in such a way that you could surf from one to another
Surfing Also works on Games like: Team Fortress 2. Garry's mod. Half Life
Surf maps have been created Making the platforms in a row or line in such a way that you could surf from one to another
Surfing Also works on Games like: Team Fortress 2. Garry's mod. Half Life
by HiddenBootly July 28, 2016
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