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Southern surfer

Anyone from the South who espouses views making one wonder what their drug of choice is on any particularly given day. The description itself could mean the victim suffered a blow to the head while surfing one day, rendering him/her incapable of stimulating academic discussions.
Someone who parrots an unproven theory, like trickle down economics, without analyzing its effects has suffered from being a southern surfer.
by ParalegalHottie June 12, 2011
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14.5 mm brain surgery

In Halo series games, a headshot with a 'Human' sniper rifle, or S2 AM sniper rifle. The rifles caliber is 14.5mm. Thus, a 14.5mm brain surgeon, is a good sniper.
Sniper to opposing player: "Well i dont know if i can fix your level of stupid, but I would like to see the effects of some 14.5 mm brain surgery!" (THis statement is either following, or is followed by, several sniper rifle shots.
by strangr236 May 2, 2008
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surfer

surfer is somone who jst likes to hang back with his buds sit out in the water and ride a few sets even if its only 2 ft wind swell..and who will wake up at 4 am jst to get that one hour before the tide goes up in alomst pitch black conditions.....jst laid back people that wann enjoy life and are completly obsessed with that drop in rush
east coast of florida locals who will go out in anything jst to have a good time...thats a surfer
by cubano22 December 27, 2007
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Surgery Status

A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.
Meaty bites Rob on the leg...."Surgery Status".
by DeezNutzForYou May 2, 2011
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Throne Surfer

Someone who partakes in the act of throne surfing, in which somebody surfs the internet on an internet capable device, most commonly a mobile phone, whilst on the toilet taking a shit.
MALE: I'm such an avid Throne Surfer, I surf the net whilst taking a dump every day

or

FEMALE: Whenever I sit down to take a pee, I become an avid Throne Surfer.
by Soke No Last Name April 21, 2011
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Street Surfer

A longboarder/skateboarder that rides specifically on the streets. The act of "surfing" on pavement. Skateboarding was created in fact to simulate real surfing when waves weren't present, or if you didn't live near a coastline. Longboarding is another term for skateboarding, except longboarding was specifically designed for just cruising. A LONGER, more refined, version of a skateboard (Hence the "LONG" in "LONGBOARD"). Longboards come in a multitude of shapes and sizes, but whichever you prefer, is the one you can use to carve up the streets.

(Also the name of an existing Longboard Crew in Miami)
Guy 1: "Hey Bro! let's go surfing!"

Guy 2: "Can't man, it's flat."

*looks up the street*

Guy 1: "Check out the Street Surfers!"

*Longboarders carve by*

Guy 2: "Oh damn! Sick! Lemme' get my Longboard!"

*the 2 proceed to "Street Surf"*
by Viktoria_Marie June 16, 2011
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tunnel surfer

Slang term for a man's penis. The "tunnel" refers to a woman's vagina. Generally used to refer to someone's penis in mixed company.
Guy: Dude, I was with this girl last night, and she wanted my pe-

{mom walks by}

Guy: tunnel surfer so bad.

Mom: Must be a new toy.
by xBrooksiex March 16, 2008
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