Mum thumb

When someones mum wont let them do something, even though they are old enough to decide for themselves.

Overbearing, controlling mother.

Similar to being under your girlfriend/wifes thumb.(not cool)
"No way dude, Dave wants to get a tattoo and although he's 19, his mom wont let him"
"He's so under the Mum thumb!"
by nicko2 September 07, 2007
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mum drag

When your girlfriend had small children and she holds your hand crossing the road, dragging you with her, like she does with them
Was walking hand in hand with my girlfriend and she 'mum dragged' me across the road at the crossing - I'm 46!!
by RugbyChris February 06, 2017
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Mums on the menu

Jeffery’s mums on the menu lol”

“Yeah he’s crying
by AlexRobertsonIsClapped March 17, 2021
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Ya mum

Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!

Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!

Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?
by BaybeeMegziieee--x December 24, 2007
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mum bum

a girl wit no ass, a saggy ass, or jus an ass that looks something like a 50 year old womans.
Steph shouldnt wear tight jeans because she has a mum bum and its discusting
by Sh@w_t@y June 28, 2006
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mums gay

Worst insult know to mad
Teacher: Jonny quite down
Jonny: mums gay
Teacher: “dies
by Big mike44 February 21, 2018
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ya mum

1.) The universal comeback that cool people use.
2.) What I did last night.
3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.
Loser: "You SUCK!!"
You: "Ya mum sucks."
Loser: "That was uncalled for."
You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night!
Loser: *shot down, butthurt.*
You: *Awesomeness.*
by PerfectPudding December 05, 2007
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