Suburbanitis

-Noun

acute or chronic inflammation of the desire to keep up with the “Joneses”, caused by dual income heterosexual marriages, irrational desires to live in a poorly built and unoriginal home while acquiring as much debt as possible, or exposure to the “real” world including poverty and violence

Since they have been married, Melinda and Edward suffer from such bad suburbanitis; I don't know how they manage to pay their mortgage with their four cars, boat, motorcycle, and constant traveling abroad.

by suburbanitis.wordpress.com April 12, 2010

Suburian

Suburian - a white college educated female who has voted for President Trump

I am a college educated wite suburian female that voted for Trump.

by ClarissaClearwater February 21, 2019

suburbanite

a fat lazy person who sits on the sofa watching American Idol, Survivor or some other shitty plot-less TV show and decides when seeing a big juicy burger flashed on the TV that they must get their fat potato-chip-eating ass into their single-occupant SUV and drive the quarter of a mile to the nearest drive-thru to have a couple super-sized burgers with fries and 4 milkshakes.

those suburbanites are always at the drive-thru

by Ben Dover January 19, 2004

suburbandictionary.net

a shitty counterpart of urban dictionary

dude 1: i went to suburbandictionary.net and they didn't even have 50 f-words
dude 2: yeah it's stupid i wanna vomit on their server's

by The Dude That Just Posted This November 27, 2012

Sub urban

Sub urban is yhe most edge but hot singer in the world and the guy who made the fucking badass song cradles

Person 1: hey dude have you seen sub Urbans new song?
Person 2:yeah man it's a banger

by A suicidal bitch May 29, 2021

Suburbian Trenches

A mix of the suburbs and the trenches

My nigga Deriontavius is from the suburbian trenches

by fgrtgdftgrftghyhgtdfgtfrfgrttw October 14, 2022

suburbanite

person who lives in the suburbs and is scared of the city; only goes to the city to work; usually middle class wasps

That suburbanite is fucking scared of the hood.

by Lo!s!er October 15, 2003