stitched up

Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.

Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.

by Princess Shalorflorf December 4, 2016

asleep at the switch

Neglectful of an important task or responsibility

That punk is always be asleep at the switch.

by The Return of Light Joker September 22, 2009

hit the panic switch

To have a mental breakdown. Used in the song "Panic Switch" by Silversun Pickups.

Scott, come home NOW, these kids are driving me crazy, I'm about to hit the panic switch!

by ergo lady February 10, 2010

stitch up

1. 1. To bring about and leave someone in a position that they find difficult, or impossible, to extricate themselves from.

2. To repair something through the use of a needle and thread.

1. Not removing Sadam Hussein from Iraq the first time stitched up the people who rebelled against him hoping to be supported by the "Allies".

2. After I got hit by a brick, the nurse stitched up the wound.

by wise_newol January 28, 2004

Switchblade Symphony

A great Band from San Francisco that mix Trip-Hop beats with Classical Music and Vocals. The Band Consist of Tina Root- Vocals, Susan Wallace- Synthesizers,Programming,Vocals, Robin Jacobs-Guitars, Bass, Drums Programming.
SBS started in the 1080's and endedin the late 1990's. Currently Tina Root is in her new project the Tre`lux.

The Switchblade Symphony is one of the best gothic band around.

by Steve-o October 21, 2003

hitting the switches

From 2Pac's rap classic "How Do U Want It." In it, 'Pac says "I'm hittin' switches on bitches like I been fixed with hydraulics." The phrase means that you make all the nastiest, smoothest moves when it comes to sexin' your lady of choice. For added effect, many times one might pretend to be flipping switches and make a variety of sounds that might be heard on a car with hydraulics, because that "bitch" was bouncing up and down and putting on quite the show. Well done.

"When I was breaking in that one trick from the bar last night, I was hittin' them muhfuggin switches, boy!"

by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005

man stitch

the area between a man's asshole and balls

Dude can you lift up my balls and hold this mirror so I can see my man stitch?

by KP22269 April 16, 2008