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strawberry cheesecake 

after being fellated by a female, ejactulate on said females face, then break her nose with a sharp punch to the face. the resulting mess is known as a strawberry cheesecake.
Jill was enjoying sucking on jonny's penis until he strawberry cheesecaked her and got blood on her nice new sofa.
strawberry cheesecake by lobster boy November 15, 2006

strawberry blumpkin 

when you punch a girl in the face and make her give you dome piece whilst you are taking a poopy
bitch give me a strawberry blumpkin, and i have diahrea so it might smell

strawberry vanilla swirl 

when a girl is on her period, a guy will eat her out, holding the blood in his mouth, the girl would continue to give a blow job, until the man cums, holding the cum in her mouth, and they make out to make a strawberry vanilla swirl.
last night, me and my girl made a strawberry vanilla swirl(:

Strawberry Kisses 

A woman receiving oral sex during a visit from Auntie Flow.
"My girlfriend had her period, so i gave her strawberry kisses"
"Dude, thats off"
Strawberry Kisses by giulai_ December 15, 2009

strawberry shortcake 

1. typically made with flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, salt, butter, milk or cream, and sometimes eggs. After you mix and bake, put whipped cream, strawberries, and sugar.
2. Popular cartoon character started in 1980 as postcards, then toys, cartoons, food, etc. Returned in 1991, then 2002-present.
1. I want some strawberry shortcake!
2. I remember watching Strawberry Shortcake back in the 80's...

strawberry flavored lube

So this guy went into his moms closet to find dress socks. In the pile of socks he finds strawberry flavored lube. He is now scarred for life and his friends call him strawberry.
Person 1: "hey I found strawberry flavored lube in my moms closet the other day"
Friend1: "hahaha strawberry!" *points and laughs*
Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"