strasun

A beautiful man that will give you the world and only knows how to show his love through his words and cooking. He will love you like crazy but not show it often. He can be trusted and will be brutally honest. On the outside he’s tough but on the inside he’s a softy for the one girl. He’s the most dedicated and hardworking person you will ever come across. He’s got a quirky personality and will know how to make you laugh, sometimes intentionally and sometimes foolishly without knowing

Catering is not about food, said Strasun

by Sha21 November 21, 2021

Strammer Hebel

Four big guys and they bust on my eyes
They eat my a^s, just like apple pie
If they keep f^^kin’ me like this I might just die
They pipe my b^^ty til’ cry
He lick my D and the cm start drippin’
I took a bite out of his a^s it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air my b^^ty flippin’
He dug his balls in my b^^ty like he Scotty Pippen
Met the n^^ga last night
Then I rode his D like a bike
He’s so thicc he looks like a dyke
But that’s okay cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he f^^k me while recordin’
He sent me butt pics this mornin’
Hands down the greatest nudes I’ve recieved
I love when I receive his BBC

Lorenz: wanga Bangalore

PHIL: JA DAS BIN , der Strammer Hebel sooooooos
LIRENZ:SCHINKEN BAZOOKA MAMÖMAMÖL

by Pulp Pumpe November 22, 2021

staams

The sweet nectar of life

And on the fourth day, God said “ Let there be staams!”

by mjyhnbgfjky November 23, 2021

Saramsha

Saramsha is one of the best people you will meet! He is unique in every way and is good at anything he does.

Saramsha is smooth with the ladies, every guy wants to be him but they can’t bcuz he’s one of a kind.

Damn Saramsha, did you really eat that whole KFC bucket?

by babaloochi November 23, 2021

Straps

condoms

Ayo, you got some straps?? I gotta use the rubber on a fine piece of art.

by The slangisst January 27, 2022

Skramstad

A person who is laid back, decievingly well educated, and honest. Overall they are generally well liked, despite being socially awkward at times.

Person One: Damn, did you meet Dre at the party on Friday? He was smart, laid back, and when I asked what he thought about my shoes he told me they didn't flatter my feet, what honesty!!!
Person Two: No I didn't meet Dre, but he sounds like a Skramstad...
Person One: OH and he was adorably awkward!! I think I'm in love!
Person Two: Yup he is 100% a Skramstad

by EmpatheticDiamond January 27, 2022

strasters

Strasters is a haha rat man lol, very perceptive, sophisticated and very annoying...

An English teacher at Ashby, fond of rubbing his hands together with a penchant for being rather odd.

Literally somebody: I love strasters
joe: who tf is dat
Literally somebody: lol rat man.

by defining ashby February 25, 2022