Straight beaker

A person that wears a flat baseball cap. Who wears the cap often . The straight beak is referred to the part of the cap that hides your eyes of the sun, and that part, known as the beak, has to be as flat and straight as possible.

Oh , look at that straight beaker in that modified pontiac sunfire. or - Look at that straight beaker wearing his beak at night !!

by StigTheNig August 22, 2012

straighten up and fly right

Get your shit together--and keep it together.

If you don't straighten up and fly right, I'll have to call the police, and they'll do it for you!

by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

Straight up a ho

A subset example of the affects of stripper mentality. Usually a woman who as a stripper became accustomed to making ungodly amounts of money in short time spans. In the process draining men of their possessions and bank accounts. However, now as age has taken hold and beauty has faded she resorts to the oldest make a buck profession. That's right, massage with a happy ending.

Dude: Jake, what's up with your girls mom? She be suddenly frontin a lot of money and new stuff. What gives?

Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.

by T_rump_supporter July 17, 2016

Straight up Murder

The realest type of murder in the game; When you are straight up murdered you are way more murdered than regular murder victims, Rappers are commonly known to be straight up murdered.

"Man that bitch Ralphio got straight up murdered , heard he revenge pooped all over Filthy Pete's brand new Jordans"

by NotTimothyDalton September 1, 2016

Straight Facer

One who fingers the ass with a straight face

Yo Elijah you just got straight faced by the straight facer!

by Dank Stank September 16, 2016

Straight Drew

A term that describes an incredible anklebreaker play made in basketball, named after the Kyrie Irving Pepsi ads.

Tyrone: Bro, that guy just snapped his ankles in two AND got the dunk.
DaQuan: Yeah, man, he went Straight Drew on him.

by Savaroth July 10, 2017

straight out of the can

In gaming or in life, instead of rage quitting you call out a gamer or group as "Straight out of the Can" instead of calling them "trash" or "garbage" due to trolling, stupidity or their just chillin' and not contributing to the effort.

"...this group of randoms are so bad they are 'straight out of the can'. Random replies "...what chu mean!??" You reply "straight out of the Trash Can..."

by FujiYugi May 26, 2018