stouser

a person who diddles underage girls, rips heavy cocaine and poppers, loves league of legends, and also loves to be the setback to everyone around them.

generally a dawson

oh my god tommy was being such a stouser last night!

by pfaadt November 2, 2023

Sousers

Trouser + Sock = Souser. noun.

The object of which the Croation goalkeeper likes to adorn. Often mistaken with male stockings.

Turkey1: Wow, their goalkeeper is playing good today.
Turkey2: Yeah, he is, but check out those Sousers! ha ha ha ha
Turkey1: ha ha ha ha

by Jubilant Spectator June 20, 2008

shoused

Shouses means that you are unable to complete the simplest of projects.

-Holy cow, she shoused that homework!

-Stop shousing in class

by Loka Loka February 14, 2009

spousenav

The old-fashioned way of navigating cross-country, with the spousal unit in the passenger seat, reading a map and watching street signs.

I'm too cheap to buy a satnav. Besides, who needs it? I've driven across entire continents with spousenav! And you can't have sex with a satnav.

by NomadUK April 23, 2009

spousebooking

Using facebook as the primary means of communicating with one's spouse by writing messages on eachother's facebook wall. Sometimes used even when both parties are present in the same house, both logged into facebook on separate computers.

Kate > Geoff's wall: can you get the laundry out of the dryer before you come upstairs?
Geoff > Kate's wall: sure, right after I finish this tournament on PokerStars.
Friend: there you go spousebooking again instead of having one of those old-fashioned, face-to-face conversations.

by det2cal2wgtn April 16, 2010

Slousey

Is a cross between a Sloth, a Mouse, and a Fly. A Sloth because the head reminds us of a sloth, and sometimes the way the person looks. A Mouse because the profile pic or any other picture reminds you of a mouse. And a Fly because the person reminds you of a fly that circles round your head, is very annoying and hard to get rid of. The creature was first found under the name of R.L

Slousey - is R.L

by A mystery guest ;) April 26, 2011

Stouter

The term "stouter" often refers to a group/collab of DJ's who brag about their mid-range DJ equipment and produce basic drum beat loops with FL Studio.

Often known as a Stouter Squad.

Raymond: You guys are the biggest stouter crew I know.

Cornwall: Nah man we just love da bass. Pioneer 4 lief! <3

by Updesh, the Creator September 19, 2011