Stoner Pipeline 

A result of the natural phenomenon of social networking via cannabis smoking, the Stoner Pipeline is a system of individuals who are acquainted or closer to each other solely because they both share the characteristic of being a marijuana smoker a.k.a. a stoner.

Every true stoner has their own personal Stoner Pipeline (whether they know it or not) consisting of all the people they know that smoke. A true stoner holds these people differently than others. A true stoner sees another stoner as a sort of brethren. A mutual sense of respect connects these true stoners, because both are active in something illegal and what they were taught not to do, yet they live it and love it.

Regions that have smaller stoner populations actually have stronger Stoner Pipelines connection. The less stoners there are in an area, the closer and more dependent the stoners are on each other. In these sort of regions people can become best friends as soon as they find out the other is a stoner.

-How do you know Davy?
-Through the Stoner Pipeline.
-Huh?
-.....I bought weed from him one time.
-Oh.

Stoner Pipeline by Jack Fraust October 14, 2009

stoner kids 

Kids who,as the name implies, get stoned on a regular basis and are around others who do the same. Most stoners live in boring suburban areas where there is little to do. They tend to dislike most non-stoners or anyone who is more mainstream, though this isn't always the case. Most stoners tend to have an alternative style that may be mixed in with styles of scene kids or goths. More "unique" appearance than the average joe. They tend to stick together, and commonly don't try and put effort into their schoolwork as they want to keep up their reputation of not caring. They also have a tendency to get in trouble with their school, as they sometimes carry substances with them. In general, they are more accepting of people who are different, which makes stoners hard to point out as they are a mix of many different kinds of people that smoke just as much.

For stoner kids, smoking weed is their favorite recreational pass time.

stoner kids by Feely7 May 16, 2011

stoner flu 

Becoming sick from another's germs by hitting and then passing a bowl or joint

"i think im getting sick"
"yeah man its probably the stoner flu."

stoner flu by lyo August 19, 2007

Stoner Trade

An equal exchange between two objects that have a significance to two or more people who are smoking weed at any given point in time.

A joint offered for a soda
A bong for a taco
A blunt for a beer
etc.

Billy offers a soda to Michael. Michael accepts the soda and offers Billy a joint. Billy accepts. A Stoner Trade has just been initiated.

Stoner Trade by Scrabble Bitch May 31, 2010

Stoner weekend 

Stoner weekend is usually done by high school and college students and involves 2-3 days of waking up at 11:30 and the smoking of marijuana,while texting and or watching television (usually mtv)

dude finals are over im ready for a Stoner weekend!!!

Stoner weekend by lagosvibes January 25, 2011

Stoner Penguin 

The act of all of the stoners huddling together to keep warm during the winter while they smoke outside the school yard.

Look at all of the Stoner Penguins!

The March of the Stoner Penguins.

Stoner Penguin by I am seriously bored right now October 17, 2012

stoner cold 

getting the sniffles after heavy use of cannabis either caught from passing joints or the lack of vitamin c attributed to weed smokers

whats wrong with you man

ah man Ive got another stoner cold that's the second one this month

stoner cold by cosmic-rolley September 10, 2013