Laptop Stomp

when you shit on the keyboard of a laptop and then close it causing spread of shit everywhere.

If the keyboard is wireless, just shit on the keyboard and smash it on the desk.

My teacher gave me an F so I decided to laptop stomp on his laptop.

I hate when my friends prank me with a Laptop stomp

by RalphsNakedButt December 9, 2021

scrot stomping

The act of crushing a mans scrotum under your foot. Usual results in fragments of testicles being caked on the walls

"Went scrot stomping on my bro last night". He won't be having kids lol.

by Dickfiddler April 9, 2017

christmas stomp

A christmas stomp is when someone dressed up as santa puts candy canes in a midget's mouth then curb stomps them.

Jerry: How did you straighten up the little fucker?
Phil: I gave him the good ol christmas stomp!

by Koala Terrorist October 25, 2018

Curb Stomp

When a woman grabs the back of someone's head, slamming the person's mouth down into her pussy.

I was pissed she curb stomped me, though she turned out to be delicious.

by Ponderance July 1, 2019

cock stomp

to be brutality beatin with a cock

i just cock stomped your ass

by theswagg October 12, 2008

Tomp Stomp

1. A stomp one does when they are pissed off, or at least pretending to be. This is done with a forced, powerful frown and a nostril flare.

2. A name which you give an action Tompkins did that murked someone.

3. A sexual technique in which the chosen partner wears nothing but combat boots and stomps on their partner(s) body while frowning and flaring their nostrils.

"TOMP STOMP MUTHAFUCKER ARGHHHHHHGHGH"

"Hahahahah he Tomp Stomped that bitch!"

"I gave 'er the Tomp Stomp last night"

by Beef JT Chuckster May 25, 2006

stomp it up

driving; accelerate! 'stomp' or 'punch' gas, GET FUCKING MOVING!! -bringing the foot down on the accelerator HARD!!

i was late to lynn's because of some grey hair's inability to stomp it up!

i was hustling to work late, decided to stomp it up; and got gotten by flametop!

the tractor trailer was forcing me to stomp it up!

he wouldn't stomp it up, which was pissing me off!!

by michael foolsley February 4, 2010