stief

a person who steals from a thief

ugh.. he's such a stief!

by psuedopsumon May 16, 2018

Seinfelday

Crazy day at work usually happens the day after Friday. Seinfelday Can go from entertaining to quite hectic within a few minutes. Lunch is unpredictable just like the work that comes in.

George just saw someone drive through the car wash with the windows down. Just another Seinfelday.

by Mr Honda August 10, 2018

Stiff Bob

Eva Morgan💘💘

Ugh that Eva Morgan has such a stiff Bob💘

by Rachell McM November 4, 2020

Stiff where

Most known from meme video on YouTube. Slang for saying your hair is healthy, clean, and nice. No stiff to be seen.

Instagram: @cultofwanda

Example: Hey girl your hair looking good today.
Example: Thanks just got it done, stiff where? 🤣

by Scarletbitch March 3, 2021

sinflation

When a business makes their prices ridiculously high to make maximum profit on something cheap.

Mike: "It's $70 per person for a game of mini golf."
Me: "$70?! Sounds like corporate sinflation."

by BusanSoyle January 17, 2021

stiff jacked

When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.

Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Stiff cocky

Di ting dere dat every man have between him legs.

Him ‘ave a stiff cocky fi me vagina.

“ Mi seh cocky stiff suh lawd mek it stiff suh” quote from Like Xmas Raw by Vybz Kartel Featuring Sheba

by Di 1 name Steven March 14, 2021