Hit Stick

A devastating smack to your enemy that causes him extreme pain and likelihood to fumble the football.

Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Madden 2005

Catrina: How did you do on the Calculus exam?

Me: I hit sticked that exam. I didn't miss a single question.

by Delaware's Elite Seabastards October 7, 2004

Gwindle Sticks

He is a very kind waiter who got kidnapped, which then the kidnapper brought him to a cave and in the cave was a mansion where they lived together. His manager sadly died the same day he got kidnapped. His full name is Gwindle Sticks. He made the name himself when he misheard 'Winter club' as Gwindle sticks. Don't ask me how he heard that.

I really like the name Gwindle Sticks

by Anonymous2354236 November 29, 2021

Hobo-stick

A sexual manouvre wherein a woman kneels with a man behind her, cock resting on her shoulder and balls falling not unlike the sack of a bum's hobo-stick. She then jerks him off in this way all the while whistling Roger Miller's "King of the Road" or another appropriate song of the trade.

"I got hobosticked by this homeless chick last night...it was awesome."

The alternative "Hobo-stuck", may also be employed...

The hobo-stick is a longtime favorite of the homeless boxing circuit contenders.

by Cficks January 4, 2009

brain on a stick

An intelligent person who lacks emotion or social skills.

David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.

by billg September 11, 2005

getaway sticks

Sweet sweet legs of a female. Usually very long.

"That chic has some great getaway sticks."

by Brett August 25, 2003

stick and poke

to tattoo using a sewing neddle and dawing/india ink.
by stabbing the skin repetedly

I was so drunk i got a "stick and poke" tattoo on my back

by jonesbones February 17, 2008

moon on a stick

phrase used widely by teenagers and young adults in the mid 90s as it was made popular by the comedy geniuses Stew Lee & Richard Herring.
they used it mostly in the second series of their hit tv & radio show 'Fist of Fun'.
It means basically to want everything, if you want the moon on a stick then you want everything, including things you can't have.

Rich: you wanted the moon on a stick...well look! i went up and got it for you!

Stew: but i don't want it!

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds January 1, 2005