breathing starfish

spread your butt cheeks and flex your bung hole

i went through four years of high school and no one knew i could do the breathing starfish.

by Period 3 journalists April 12, 2008

bloody starfish

When you make a fist and punch into a girls vagina, then open your hand and grab something out

When i was done pounding big Cindy, i gave her a vicious bloody starfish

by Jon Russo October 9, 2007

frightened starfish

Rigid position adopted by a female virgin in preparation for first coital experience.

Characterised by slightly spread arms and legs and absolutely no movement whatsoever before, during or after coitus.

"Yeah, it was her first time, so she did the frightened starfish, but after a couple of times she was really cock hungry"

by stevobower February 21, 2005

Chocolate Starfish

A chocolate man or woman laying spread eagled on a bed and making their partner do all the work.

"Dude, she was a chocolate starfish, worst lay ever."

by SugSugSugar August 31, 2013

swedish starfish

men on men anal penetration with no lube.

johnny asked drew what he wanted tonight, drew had a quick response he wanted the "swedish starfish" it hit all his right spots and rough him up a bit!

by David-Foodpimp May 30, 2008

Awkward starfish

A situation where you squeeze another person's thigh (five fingers = starfish), usually under a table.

You're awkward starfishing the wrong girl, asshole.

by weirdancingirl December 26, 2009

Chocolate starfish

The act of going over to your best friends house and pooping in his fishbowl

Damn daniel dropped a chocolate starfish at timmys party yesterday

by Coffleekid October 19, 2018