An ugly motherfucker that has no life no friends and no one to love him he sucks he absolutely sucks he is probably gay we don't know yet he acts like he isn't but there is just something about him that makes me think he is gay he is always saying nigga it's annoying i want to beat his stupid mother fucking ass he is a bitch he doesn't respect women and every relationship he is in ends because he is abusive
by Nigbob6745 April 24, 2019
Get the Cole Stanley mug.While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler
person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs
by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020
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by Shin-- February 27, 2021
Get the Ball Stapler mug.Girl #1: “The guy I met last night is such a Brock Stanley!”
Girl #2: “omg I want a Brock Stanley too!”
Girl #2: “omg I want a Brock Stanley too!”
by Peachy_Peach August 5, 2021
Get the Brock Stanley mug.Brock Stanley is the most humble gym bro. He’s ripped and avoids wearing tank tops so people don’t think he’s trying to show off his shredded, toned, muscular body.
He also has a soft spot and cares for those who respect and love him for his heart. It’s hard not to like him with that genuine smile of his. He is so loyal and lovable, his gf is so lucky.
He’s also really goofy and funny, he’s such a fun person to be around and is the guy you want to bring along on your adventures. If you’re boring, you’ll never witness it yourself.
He also has a soft spot and cares for those who respect and love him for his heart. It’s hard not to like him with that genuine smile of his. He is so loyal and lovable, his gf is so lucky.
He’s also really goofy and funny, he’s such a fun person to be around and is the guy you want to bring along on your adventures. If you’re boring, you’ll never witness it yourself.
Gym bro: “Wait bro, is that THE Brock Stanley?”
Gym bro 2: “Yeah I think it is bro, I heard he’s all natty!”
Gym bro: “Let’s go ask his gf for his workout routine”
Gym bro 2: “Yeah I think it is bro, I heard he’s all natty!”
Gym bro: “Let’s go ask his gf for his workout routine”
by Peachy_Peach February 27, 2023
Get the Brock Stanley mug.When a man cums really quickly, as he is entering or before. Refers to when Stanley from the Tv series Skins nutted when he was making out with michelle. Also known as Extremely bad Pre-mature Ejaculation
Sarah: How was it with Luke last night?
Caroline: Well... to be honest he ejaculated on my covers in literally 4 seconds, he never even put it in yet.
Sarah: hahaha, thats called Pullin-A-Stanley
Caroline: Yah it was bad, but dont embarrass him even more
Caroline: Well... to be honest he ejaculated on my covers in literally 4 seconds, he never even put it in yet.
Sarah: hahaha, thats called Pullin-A-Stanley
Caroline: Yah it was bad, but dont embarrass him even more
by YS3 September 14, 2012
Get the Pullin-A-Stanley mug.To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
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