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The stanley 

The best game that has ever existed and ever will.
The stanley by H3rKUll July 15, 2014

flat stanley 

when you see a hot hoe with massive jugs but when you take off her bra shes flatter then a flat screen TV
"i was so hyped to see laqueeshas double d boobs but when i took off her bra she was flatter then my 6 year old brother."

"ugh i hate flat stanleys!"
flat stanley by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

Accrington Stanley 

A football team in which no one has heard of - how ironic.
Boy: "Accrington Stanley, who are they?"
Other Boy: "Exactly"
Accrington Stanley by FootballMAD November 2, 2008

Dirty Stanley 

When you sleep in the same bed as your sister and accidentally get her pregnant.
Wayne pulled a dirty Stanley, bet the kids gonna come out weird.
Dirty Stanley by Covidking April 19, 2020

south stanley 

Stanley. A little town in Newcastle. Full of chavs and geordies. Full of stoners and alcoholics
Aye that shithole south stanley that’s where I live

The Full Stanley 

A full Stanley is preferably performed by a gay Jewish midget or dwarf. It happens when an unsuspecting male (full sized) leans over a bar to give dap to the bartender and the little person reaches up and cups his balls with his little hands. It's ok if he is not Jewish, but he should be gay and small.
That dude just got the Full Stanley on his way out the bar. Man, that little dude is fucked up.
The Full Stanley by Full Stanley November 29, 2011