The best game that has ever existed and ever will.
And stanley was happy.
The stanley parable.
by H3rKUll July 15, 2014
A Narcissistic player who promises to be exclusive to his trusting, empathetic girl friend and then paints his nails black for his best friends ex and her friend, Loses his virginity to them.
Stanley is doing his rounds. Narcissism at its peak people !!
by Youbrokemytrustchen19 December 5, 2021
Stanley the most calmest cuttest sweetest nicest funniest guy you'll ever meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of best friends and people.He's talented with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possble. He's one of those ppl you just want to be bestfriends with him and soemtimes he doesnt know wat he's doing. Take me word he's the best hugger out there and loves to cuddle. He always goes out with friends but always makes sure he has time for someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funiest ways. His hair is so amazing like you just want iht ppl love touchin it and cant stop loving it take my word for it. If you meet him your one of the luckiest persons out there even though you think he's shy and quiet and wont talk or sumdum shyt he did to you. you wont regret having him if you come across one of him make sure you never lets go he's amazing just make sure its the rite Stanley
Wat the efff r u doin stanley. Stanley: nutin calm down be chill jeez
The kind of guy to use misogyny and racism as a cover for his secretly sweet personality and massive penis. He will steal your girl, and your guy too. Has no game.
"Damn you know Stanley?"
"Yeah bro, he fucked my girl last night"
by Digley July 11, 2021
To stanley something: Copy something and claim it as your own by changing the author's name.
Person #1: That's a nice piece of code. Did you stanley it?
Person #2: No. Look, my name is written there.
Person #1: I've written the exact same code years ago. It's not cool to stanley other people's work.

Person #1: Did you see his new code?

Person #2: Yes, I've heard he stanleyed it from someone's Github.
by Y4kuzi December 20, 2019
A guy who follows the rules and breaks the rules. How does he do both? I don’t know.
There once was a man named Stanley, who people considered so manly, but the truth must be told, he was not very old, and was particularly quite gangly.
What he liked most was pushing buttons, he pushed them like some sort of glutton, he did it all day, in a meaningful way, but his brain had long since ceased to function
Which is why he is in this parable, and lives an existence quite terrible, and if you aren’t so strong, and you keep playing along, you too will become quite unbearable, yes you to will become quite unbearable...........
by ThatOneHumann March 2, 2019
Stanley has a pull out game like no other. When girls see his 14 inch dick all their panties drop. He is super smart and very handsome. If you meet a Stanley god damn bitch your in for a treat. lmaoooo bruh strait facts.
Holy shit Stanley give me your 14 inch dick!
by Kades daddy June 5, 2019