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wedge stanley

Noun: One who is an unusually large tool. A combination of the word wedge, which is the simplest of all tools, and Stanley, a manufacturer of tools. Usually spotted at party's where there is an abundance of tool. Commonly refered to as a toolbag.
That guy is a wedge stanley.

Wedge Stanley over there is really pissing me off, this next beer bottle is headed his direction
by DBCaptain August 27, 2006
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willy stranglers

Items of clothing that "strangle" your willy. Particularly Y-fronts and tight swimming speedo's.
"eurgh he's wearing willy stranglers"
by jimbobthedon May 16, 2008
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cock strangle

noun: a tedious ordeal; something painful or difficult; an extremely annoying experience

also can be used to refer to a person who exhibits such characteristics, although "cock strangler" may be more appropriate.
"Dude, that test was a fucking cock strangle"
"ugh, trying to get her to hang out is a cock strangle"
"You damn cock strangle(r)!!!!
by Big Poppa Clem June 27, 2017
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The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

A fanbase that is filled with autistic queer teenagers that simp for a disembodied voice.
Teen 1: "Do you play The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

Teen 2: "Yeah, The Narrator's voice is so hot."

Teen 1: "For real."
by spamtenna August 5, 2023
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Flat Virgin Stanley

One who has never been flat stanlied.
He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.
by xxScarlettSavagexx January 8, 2011
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Carolina Cock Strangle

When a girl lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed, then you choke her while fornicating her throat.
I saw your mom last night, and gave her the old Carolina Cock Strangle.
by Raperist September 25, 2014
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Spangle

The sexual act of choking and spanking someone at the same time while having intercourse
Dude!i met this chick at the bar last night, we spangled so much last night. i think im in love.
by Nikkizompire January 10, 2010
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