cock smacker

A person acting idiotic ; a homosexual; a stupid person

Jim why do you have to be such a cock smacker.

Pull your dick out of my ass you cock smacker.

Shutup you cock smacker.

by OJProductions August 19, 2006

status stalker

on Facebook, one who frequently comments the statuses of random people and/or presses the "like" button

athena: omg that creeper just pressed the like button on my status!
ariel: yeah like who IS he?
jackie: i dont even know, he just presses the like button on EVERYONE'S status!
audrey: hes SUCH a status stalker!

by JACKIEISC0R3 March 28, 2009

cracker snacker

An African-American(Male or Female) that date and or gets pleasure with light colored people aka caucasian people.

Tineka-Girl I didn't know that Seal was married to Heidi Klum.
Quashaunda- Bitch, where you been, he's always been a cracker snacker, he don't like chocolate milk.
Tineka- Heffa I thought about bein' a cracka snacka, I'm terred of ghetto, ass niggas hoe k!
Quashaunda- Gurl, I uhhhgreee, but I will cut yo ass if you talk to me like that again.

by Whooty36/24/48 August 10, 2010

Mr. Stalker Pants

A person who stalks a person and finds out almost everything about them. I.E. - Their new job, where they live, their phone number, etc. But, still like them, so instead of calling them just a "STALKER!!!!", it is more of a joke, so it's "Mr. Stalker Pants"

Teacher: Wow Mr. Stalker Pants, your stalking abilities sease to amaze me.
Student: I know, I know.

by Paul A. November 15, 2006

sacker

A high-school sub-genera of people who are always in the corner or off to the side playing hackey-sack. They are really into their game trying to keep the hackey-sack going and will not let anyone else play except their fellow sackers. Alot of times they will wear Ear Flap Hats and have renaissance type shoes and backpacks.

Kid,"Hey can play hackey-sack?"
Sacker,"No get out of here!"
Kid,"Stupid sacker."

by sacker hater February 13, 2009

facebook stalker

A person who had way too much time on their hands, basically someone who has no better life except to look at others profiles and be jealous or want to have their lives. Or a person who constantly steals another person's wall posts, photos, notes and posts them as their own. That's a real loser facebook stalker, they have no imagination or creativity for their own facebook updates, so they have to steal others reality updates to make themselves look/feel good. These people are sad cases of obsession and loneliness, they spend way to much time on facebook as well, by posting 20 posts a day.

"Elliott is such a sad,lonely person, he spends too much time looking at others facebook profiles attaining ideas for his new status update." That's a real Facebook Stalker, my friend told me!

by robinhood1975 April 11, 2012

stalkeratzi

anyone who preforms the act of stalking someone, but does it in a direct manner

I got that stalkeratzi bitch following me everywhere

by Tip May 13, 2005