douche stache

A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."

that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache

by Thesadtruthofthematter April 10, 2011

Smacc Attacc

When the booty is too thick to slap so you need to take a great amount of force to the booty. this would cause a rippling affect which would make the female (or male) moan. Sometimes it can be used by hand or by genitals.

"That ass was so thicc, I had to use the Smacc Attacc"

by SuperSUCC November 13, 2017

Snacc

Riley Darwell

Damn look at Riley Darwell she be looking like a snacc -Tyler Layous

by Tyler Layous April 20, 2019

faux'stache

A false mustache
Also: a false moustache

Mustache Day was a big success. Everyone in Mrs. Tutt's 2nd period class had on a faux'stache.

by Mustache Man! July 25, 2008

B-stache

A B-stache belongs to anyone sporting a moustache reminiscent of a stache found in a B-movie, especially an 80's B-movie. The bestowing of a B-stache is often enhanced by naming a specific B-movie or B-movie actor that the B-stache most closely brings to mind.

Did you see that guy? That was a Smokey and the Bandit B-stache!

by subwoofa22 February 13, 2006

Tapping the Stache

When a man with a mustache gets mouth-fucked or deep-throated.

"Those assholes took all my beer and then mouth-fucked me! In my mouth while I have a mustache! Also known as 'tapping the stache!'"

by Free Muffins August 28, 2009

Fag Stache

a mustache that a faggot (homosexual),or the facial hair of a French or Asian male, yes even beards and goatees that would typically cause one to look very gay. Most prominent being the handle bar mustache.

Guy1: hey man did you see the new guy at work today?

Guy2: yeah he had the gayest fag stache ever

Guy1: yeah I know it was weird because he didn't look French or Asian

Guy2: wow that is really weird

Guy1: hey you wanna do some lines in a 7/11 bathroom

Guy2: sounds like a plan to me

by SuperSam813 December 5, 2009