alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

by Sirblondie June 16, 2009

sprouse

To apply gasoline to an object/person as an accellerant to fire. Between "sprinkle" and "douse".

1) Look at Colin sprouse the television.
2) Nikko is sprousing Steve with unmatched glee.

by Neacail June 28, 2005

Sproat

VERB:
to mathematically rape

NOUN:
is pronounced (as an amalgamy of the two dicspilines)

"Sprape"

but is spelt 'sproat' as in the verb.

VERB:
"My math teacher raped me for not handing in my homework"

"Lame, dude. You got totally sproated"

NOUN:
"my math teacher raped me for not handing in my homework"

"lame, dude. what a sproat (pronounced 'sprape')"

by thegoodthebadandthesproated December 17, 2008

slaphead sprouting

when over imaginative bald men gets over excited and suddenly 2 foot of hair sprouts out of his head. This effect can only be reversed by extensive treatment of slaphead lotion.

Keith was sitting having a pleasent dinner in the garden when he had a sudden explosion of slaphead sprouting where his face was covered by a hairy bush.

by Ginger streak May 16, 2006

Cole Sprouse

Am ugly rat that isn't cute. With shit for hair . He looking like a skinned potato.
"iF YoU HAveNt NoTiCeD Im WEiRd"

have you seen cole sprouse, he looks like that shit I took yesterday

by Stale bread January 10, 2019

sproston

an ugly whiskey drinking jobless worthless son of a bitch

by KingPurdue March 11, 2003

sproutin

The act of achieving an erection while being raped by a gang or band of male mutated or otherwise subhuman mongaloids.

Jim-Bob: Get em' John Boy!
Rape commences and victim achieves erection.
John Boy: Yeehaw! He's sproutin'!

by Johnny Oracle January 8, 2013