Women Spreading

Needing their purses and bags to take up a whole seat. They actually are taking up 2 and maybe more full seats when men are just taking 1.0001 seats.

Guy: Watch out for those women spreaders you might not get your seat
or
Feminists mind: Men should not be able to man spread so i shall start Women Spreading

by Weedankers August 1, 2017

spreadable

word used to describe an ugly, unattractive person. A development of the term BUTTERS for the intention of preventing the person in question from realising you are infact slagging them off to their face.

the development of the word:
butterS...butter...lurpak spreadable... spreadable.

spreadable ...your mum's rather SPREADABLE, don't you agree?

by hmriw August 1, 2008

Spread the Gospel

(v.) - ejaculating everywhere to cover as much area as possible, like a sprinkler

Kelly: Dammit. Why did you cum all over my face?

Quack: Gotta spread the Gospel.

Jon: LOL

by itsmekellyc May 1, 2011

grunge scream

when someone fucking blows out their throats into the microphone in a spine-tingling, heart pulling, mind numbing moment of pure beauty and awe.

In "Where did you sleep last night?" by Nirvana, Kurt does one of the best grunge screams ever, from 3:44 in the youtube vid to the end of the song. Even better; go look up "Kurt Cobain scream medley" on youtube. First vid there. THE BEST EVER.

" Ohmigod. I just orgasmed a little."

by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009

spread your legs

popular phrase often used before the act of penetration

spread your legs so i can aim straight

by gnag bang May 21, 2016

Screamie

Crazy crazy mentalist "fans" who'd jump off a cliff if they heard the Boosh were hiding in the Rocks at the bottom...

They aren't a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.

"Oh god. Look. It's a screamie dressed as old gregg. Oh dear me, i'd better text a friend to get me out of this situation."

"Oh look there's a screamie getting 300 photos with Robots."

by eyevyoh? November 19, 2006

Screaming Glass

A drinking vessel into which an inebriated individual howls vociferously into in order to produce a variety of sounds. The glass may be moved in such a manner to change pitch or tone, or to add tremolo or vibrato.

Brett drained his Duvel tulip in order to use it as a screaming glass before snorting flecks of Goldschlager off of the bar.

by mcmike101 August 10, 2009