fart sponge

The exact definition of this is frances. Her farts are SO LOUD AND ROTTEN SMELLING!

"Did you just fart? " yes "YOU'RE SUCH A FART SPONGE"

by Kaeren Smyth October 25, 2020

jizzle sponge

A contraceptive sponge used for soaking up jism out of the vaginal crevice.

Damn bitch, that was so much jism that my jizzle sponge won't even soak it up.

by SalinaJones September 9, 2013

booze sponge

A person (underage or adult) who goes around at a party/restaurant/bar and finishes other people's drinks.

"Marty! You drank the rest of my drink?? You're such a booze sponge. Get your own, MOOCH!"

by helenahandbasket September 3, 2012

Butter Sponges

The last few pieces of popcorn at the bottom of the bowl that sucks up all the buttery goodness.

Jess: Are you done with the popcorn?

Trav: Are you not aware of the butter sponges!

Jess: Sorry I forgot.

Trav: No butter sponges for you!

by h8memucho November 9, 2011

Sponge Theory

Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.

Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory

by trappergirl6o May 15, 2023

Dome sponge

Another name for your brain

I'm taking these hits straights to the dome sponge

by Taco.Freak July 8, 2023

Piss sponge

Pube hairs on or around the vaginal region. These hairs tend to soak up as much or more piss than the tissue used to wipe with. The more dense and pronounced the greater the sponging capabilities.

Note: men can also experience this phenomenon around their genitalia.

I was going to go down on Suzy but the pungent odor of her piss sponge made me reconsider.

by Poot there it is!!! June 21, 2022