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spitty slurpy

The act of spitting a very viscous and long loogie that never leaves your mouth. Just before it breaks free, you slurp it back up into your mouth. Your fancy science books cannot explain it. Glory comes to those who can wield the longest loogie.
Dude that was the longest spitty slurpy I've ever seen! Everything science teachers have taught you is a lie!
by Supedave54 May 18, 2006
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shittastic

Something so incredibly horrible. Can also be used to describe how you feel. Commonly a modification of the phrase "when the shit hits the fan", replacing the "fan" in fantastic with "shit" making up the combination "shittastic"
"That test was so shittastic, I'd be lucky to get a 20%!"

"Ugh, I'm so hungover I feel shittastic."
by bluesubaru22 March 7, 2008
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Serial Shitter

Someone who is constantly shitting, talking about going to take a shit, or talking about the shit they took.
John the serial shitter just headed off to the bathroom to take his third shit of the day. I know this because for some fucking reason he won't stop telling me about his other ones. I know one had no breakage and possibly set a length record, and the other had orange specks in it.
by moooooog35 December 21, 2009
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Naked Shitter abr. Nitter

A popular past-time whilst at work (and perhaps at home?), especially in sub-zero temperatures. Discovered by Ali Nicholl in 1994 he often feels the need to get his kit off before even contemplating to sit and do his business.
by Anonymous April 5, 2005
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spittin butter

The ability to attract the opposite sex with their words. Ex. smooth talking
Frank approached an attractive girl at the bar. He bought her a drink, began spittin butter and then took her home.
by doublej07 December 2, 2007
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Spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.
After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.
by Adrian Pt January 11, 2009
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chat shitter

by amby and roxy April 10, 2007
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