slinkster

a cowardly con-artist; includes both players and hacks; (plural, 'the slinksters': refers to the slinkster union)

The slinkster shirked his responsibilities at work to snoop around his girlfriend's apartment when she wasn't there.

by Ryan O'Connor December 28, 2006

StinkSwine

A slightly over-weight cat that sweats a lot because it sleeps in the sun. the resulting sweat dries and becomes a rich briny musk.

If you don't wash your cat its going to become a Stinkswine.

by Joe cake dog August 10, 2012

Spink

Verb - a spink is when one person unexpectedly and violently tries to penetrate someone elses anus, primarily using the index finger. Most people who spink others do it as a form of a consequence, teaching the recipient to not repeat said action which earned them this harsh punishment.

Matt spinked Diddy as a parting gift at the airport before getting on his flight.

Diddy broke Matt's pencil, which earned Diddy a fierce spinking.

by Ganjacloud September 21, 2015

Spinsexual

A sexual attraction to fidget spinners

Person 1: why is that guy sticking his dick into a fidget spinner
Person 2: I think he's a spinsexual
Person 1: oh that's gay
Person 2: yeah I hate spinsexuals!

by xXx_pussy_slayer_69_xXx June 25, 2017

Sprinks

Slang term for synthetic cannabis (spice,k2,fake weed)
It's called sprinks because you only need a sprinkle of k2 to get you high

"Hey man you got the sprinks? I'm trying to get a scary anxiety filled high for 15 mins"

by Fuckingidkimstoned October 15, 2020

spinster

a word men use to make women feel quilt about not being married or married and childless

“man, she’s a spinster”

by walkingfeministdictionary June 5, 2022

Break kittens’ spines?

A term used to clarify that one is joking, at the end of a sentence. The sentences are usually very extreme. This phrase shows that there are no cruel intentions and that the person really means affection and love. Overly popular in scotland.

Funny joke. Break kittens’ spines often?

What do you do in your spare time, break kittens’ spines?

by Fromkaren April 11, 2019