spillover pussy

When a lesser member of a musical act or artistic troupe manages to engage in sexual relations from a groupee simply because the more notable members are either: a) busy screwing other groupees or b) passed-out from drugs.

Concert-goer #1: "I feel bad for that keyboardist in the back. No one respects his contribution to the band.

Concert-goer #2: "If it's any consolation, I bet he gets his share of spillover pussy."

Concert-goer #1: "You think so? Well good for him."

by The MC Press February 6, 2013

Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag

"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"

by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009

trouser scallop

Colloquial term for a vagina; the female counterpart of male anatomicals terms such as "trouser snake."

Those skinny jeans really emphasized her trouser scallop.

by ladyparts January 17, 2012

Swallow's Nest

A view from the back of a female, in which you are able to see the bulge created by her pink part though her legs.

Sean:
I like girls with a little junk in the trunk.

Dan:
Not me. I like girls with the ass of a ten year old boy. Like when you can see her swallow's nest dangling like it's off the edge of a cliff.

by Craftyshrew November 12, 2008

swallow

what you call an easy slag.

"eurgh man dat gash grindin over der is buttazz"

"i know man but she's blaitz swallow"

"safe i'll have some"

by itssimplekillthebatman May 6, 2009

Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it, or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it).

Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar, to get that ride, to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow".

by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007

swallow a loss

When a business undercharges thier customers, more often than not they wish to save face by detracting the loss from their profit, and
"swallow" it.

We've undercharged by a little bit, so we'll swallow a loss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004