second violins

usually the worst part of the violins, normally forgotten, rarely gets the melody, often mocked by the first violins.

The second violins are often disappointed with their music.

by that one violinist May 18, 2015

Second Birthday

If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.

Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”

Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”

by cosmobabe March 29, 2020

secondhand brain damage

Prolonged exposure to someone else's brain damage to the point a small part of their brain damage causes negative effects to those witnessing their behavior.

i just got secondhand brain damage from scrolling through a flat earth twitter thread

by Mattdiction July 22, 2021

Toilet Scones

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping

"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"

by ROBOTo July 30, 2007

the second cuming

about 20 minutes after you originally cum, you let out a little cum again in your pants

"I'll brb" - Cameron

"Why bro?'" - Jacob

"I need to clean up the second cuming" - Cameron

by Dylan Micheals January 20, 2018

Cosmic Second

Someone who comes into your life very briefly yet leaves a lasting impression (either positive or negative).

Although I knew her for only a cosmic second, her presence in my life will be remembered.

by Skylar01 October 30, 2019

Thick Second

A better version of minute.

Greg: Come on, we're all waiting on you.
Tom: Ok, be down in a thick second.

by RazzleDazzleDoge November 18, 2019